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Hahahahahahahaha! Marami ang nag-tataka kung bakit daw living in fabulous luxury these days ang isang highly controversial na transvestite in the business.
Imagine, kung dati-rati’y nangangalirang na ang kanyang hitsura na parang he was very much wanting of sustenance and and good nutrition (very much wanting of sustenance and good nutrition daw, o! Hahahaha!), of late, he seems to have discovered a money-making venture that seems to be bringing in truckloads of dough.
Truckloads of dough daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!
Imagine, he’ll be turning into a producer na raw (carry n’yo ‘yun? Harharharharhar!) and he seems not to run out of money.
Bigtime! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Well, his newest most remunerative source of income is procuring delectable males to some big-time gays (some of which are ultra-moneyed and well connected politicians at that! Hakhakhakhakhak!).
Carry n’yo ‘yan?
‘Yung isa nga raw rica-ricang personalidad ay sa kanya na gets galore ng ombaws dahil ang mga pini-peddle (pini-peddle raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahaha!) niyang ‘meat’ ay ‘branded’ at may K.
Kaya n’yo bang talbugan ang beauty niya ever? Hahahahahahahahaha!
Sa true, napaka-wide raw talaga ng market ng ating tisay na ‘procuress’. Hahahahahahahaha!
Siyempre dahil show business ang kanyang mundo, mga artista ang kanyang proteges.
At dahil vaklung nga, some of them, he’s been able to go to bed with, his sales pitch would na-turally be convincing.
Naturally be convincing daw talaga, o! Hak-hakhakhakhakha!
Kaya kung dati-rati’y apprehensive ang ateh natin sa kanyang finances, these days he’s wallowing in remarkable opulence. And all because of his impressive dick collections.
Impressive dick collections raw talaga, o! Harharharharharhar!
‘Yun na1
Pero honestly, kung hindi lang siya!
BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMBASSADOR ANTONIO CABANGON CHUA!
Dahil may sakit ang bunso ko, I missed Ambassador Antonio Cabangon Chua’s fabulous birthday celebration at the Citystate Tower Hotel last Saturday.
I really would have dropped by had Kristopher did not become feverish and really very sick.
Pero huli man daw, I’d like to greet this great man who’s got a heart of gold a belated happy birthday. Honestly, Peter and I owe a lot to this self-effacing man whose levelheadedness is something that other men of his lofty status should emulate.
Sa kabila ng katotohanang iconic na ang kanyang station in life, napaka-simple pa rin ni Amba at never ko siyang nakitang nagmalaki o nang-ignore ng kapwa.
Kami na lang ni Peter na mega emote (mega emote raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!) sa kanya noong mga panahong problematic kami sa aming finances ay never niyang pinagdamutan.
Lagi na, he always understands our predicament but he never fails to give us some sound advice on the side. Truly a man of inordinate compassion and genuine love.
Once again, belated happy birthday Ambassador Antonio Cabangon Chua. I’m happy to notice how your once frail health has now tremendously improved.
Marami kasi ang nagdarasal para sa ‘yo, Amba, kaya naman mas bumata at lumakas ka pa kaysa rati.
KUYA BOY ABUNDA, PINAGTRIP-AN NG MGA BALIW SA INTERNET!
The day before Mark Gil’s unexpected demise was announced, si Kuya Boy Abunda muna ang minaldisyon ng mga baklang praning sa internet.
Mantakin mong ang dami talagang nag-text at tumawag sa amin para i-confirm ang balitang the king of talk had purportedly died of cancer of the liver?
Dios mio perdon! Kuya Boy might be afflicted with a liver ailment but he’s now recuperating beautifully and will soon go back to his hosting chores at ABS CBN.
Bakit ba ang iba riyan ay nagdiriwang talaga sa supposed misfortune ng ibang tao?
Manahimik na nga kayo dahil okay naman si Kuya Boy and pretty soon, he’ll go back to his hosting commitments, just you wait and see.
Masyado kasing nalibang si Kuya Boy sa pagkain ng steak at iba pang masesebong viands kaya nakalimutan na niyang kumain ng mga gulay at isda.
Kaya sa ngayon, he’s on a fish and veggies diet as per his physician’s strict order.
Ingat, Kuya Boy. Pagaling ka kaagad dahil super miss ka na ng mga taong sa ‘yo’y nagmamahal.
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
