HATAW! D'yaryo ng Bayan hatawtabloid.com
ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Poor Fermi Chakita, umaatikabo pa rin ang ilusyon mereseng osla na siya at ayaw nang bigyan ng showbiz oriented show ng network na kanyang pinagtatrabahuhan. For who would be doltish and stupid enough to give a show to a personality whose rating happens to be a measly BSL?
Below sea level mga titas. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha1
Imagine, basing from what we discovered, hindi pa pala umabot ng 1% ang rating ng oslang ngangaera.
Oslang ngangaera raw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak1
All that their show was able to get was a deplorable .09%.
Carry n’yo ‘yan? And yet she’s compensated handsomely when the network doesn’t get any ROI at all.
YUck!Yuck!Yuck!
Anyway, lately, nalowkah (buti naman at hindi napraning totally ever! Hahahahahahahaha!) raw sang-ayon sa ating DPA (deep penetrating agent) ang isang mabait na aesthetician dahil nakarating dito ang prima donna stance ng nga-ngaerang osla.
Ngangaerang osla raw talaga, o! Hakhakhak-hakhakhakhak!
Mantakin mong gusto raw ng chakitang broadcaster kuno ay i-occupy nila ng kanyang tropa ang buong ground floor ng skin care clinic nung lady aesthetician at ‘yung paying customer ay sa itaas na lang magpa-treat?
Syorak, di ba naman? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ilusyonada!
Who does she think she is? The queen of Sheba? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha1
Magtigil-tigil ka nga, guranggetch dahil osla ka na at wala nang naniniwala sa mga bukeke mo.
Besides, hindi naman daw pina-plug ng gurang na nada (gurang na nada raw talaga, o1 Harharharhar!) ang skin care clinic nung tao pero kung makapag-demand ay ganon na lang.
Da who?
Da who raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Magnganga ka na lang kaya sa Parada, Valenzuel city at baka kumita ka pa gurang na matagal nang inurungan ng regla’t kasikatan. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha1
‘Yun lang!
BONGGA ANG ALBUM LAUNCH SA REMBRANDT!
Aminado naman si Tyrone Oneza na he’s purportedly not much of a singer but he’s got that desire to share his kind of musicality to the multitude that’s why he’s not giving up his dream of becoming a singer of some renown.
Sa ngayon, ang kanyang self-titled album na Tyrone Oneza Dito Sa Aking Piling will soon be out in the market and the guy’s optimistic that the Lord will lend a helping hand to make it a success.
Sana naman. After all, topnotch composer Vehnee Saturno is behindi it and he’s the one who com- posed the haunting ballad Dito Sa Aking Piling, along with some of the songs incorpora-ted in the album.
On top of that, my considerable following na rin si Tyrone and regularly, nagmi-meet sila para mapag-usapan kung papano ibo-boost ang recording career ng binata.
Si Tyrone nga pala ang endorser ng top-selling Mega C na iniimom daw niya para lagi siyang may energy in accomplishing his task as an entertainer.
Good luck, man! I hope you really make it big!
LALONG TUMITINDI ANG BANATAN1
Aliw na aliw talaga kami sa very classy banter between Rose (Bea Alonzo) and Sasha (Maricar Reyes) sa top-rating evening soap ng Dreamscape Television na Sana Bukas Pa Ang Kahapon.
Unlike sa ibang soap operas na mega baduy (mega baduy raw talaga, o! Harharharhar!) ang mga eksena at exchange of words, cool na cool ang patutsadahan nina Bea at Maricar at ang production design talaga ay super commendable. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Touching talaga ang wardrobe and make-up ng cast kaya tutuk na tutok ang sanlibutan sa humahataw na soap na ‘to ng ABS CBN. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Mega bitch talaga rito si Maricar na perfect foil sa subdued sarcasm ng character ni Bea na nakangiti nga pero damang-dama mo ang fire kapag nagbibitaw siya ng dialogs. Hahahahaha!
Do watch for it every night right after Ikaw Lamang.
Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at [email protected] and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.
And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
