Aligagang-aligaga ang tsakang si Vavalina!

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Hahahahahahahahaha! Mega baliw (mega baliw raw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!) na sa tindi ng inggit si Joey de Cashtrue alias Vavalina, the guranggang kuflangera (guranggang kuflangera raw talaga, o Harharharharhar! Yuck!) at kung ano-anong yosi-kadi-ring fabrications ang ipino-post sa internet dahil hindi na mapagkatulog sa tindi ng panghihina-yang sa oportunidad na kanyang pinawalan ever. Hakhakhakhakhak!

Mukhang kamoteng kahoy ba naman kasi tapos nag-iilusyong palitan kami sa aming radio work and TV guestings. Harharharharhar!

Manalamin ka muna, ogrilyang chaka.

Ogrilyang chaka raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Honestly and cattiness aside, you have the face that even your dad had refused to love.

Inggit na inggit ka, you’re not doing anything to have your wrong grammar corrected, along with your duplicious doings. Hahahahahahahaha!

You make me sick with your nauseating concoctions at the net, saying with full unadulterated bravura that my family’s allegedly the butt of jokes and gossip because of some debts that we haven’t paid yet when it’s been more than two decades since my parents left Bicol to stay with me and Nong in Manila. Hahahahahahahaha!

Horribly pig of a prig, I owe no one a single penny. Another thing, my parents were not into heavy debts because they were pretty liquid during their lifetime.

Mali-mali nga ang pino-post mo sa internet just like your horrible grammar.

Yuck!Yuck!Yuck!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Another thing, my sister Julie is no longer living in Naga city delusional pig. Hahahahahaha!

She’s already in Laguna leading a tranquil existence with her family.

Inggit ka kasi for the simple reason na angkan kami ng gwapo’t magaganda whereas your clan, dolt, have elongated faces reminiscent of an elephant.

Reminiscent of an elephant daw, o! Harharharharhar!

Wait! I take that back. Your gross facial features remind anyone of a devouring vulture with all its nauseating ugliness and dry skin tone. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Very much like you, granny goose.

Granny goose in the sense na gusgusin ka naman talaga lately with your tattered clothing that would make the ukay-ukay garments signature ones. Hakhakhakhakhakhak!

Samahan mo na lang si Bubonika at magtinda kayo ng maruya sa Parada, Valenzuela city at baka kumita pa kayo mga lola. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ayokoooooooh! Hahahahahahahahaha!

SRO ANG SCREENING NG EDNA NI DIREK RONNIE LAZARO

Grabe ang audience reaction sa directorial debut ni Direk Ronnie Lazaro sa Cinemalaya entry ni Mr. Antonio Gedang na Edna with the multi-talented Irma Adlawan in the title role under his Artiste En- tertainment, Inc.

After seeing the film in its entirety, we do uderstand why it was able to get an A rating from the Cinema Evaluation Board.

Maganda ang direction ni Direk Ronnie and he was able to impress everyone that he was palpably in control.

Naipakita niya sa kanyang flashback scenes na interspersed while the movie was was in progress kung bakit parang may ‘complex’ ang personalidad ni Edna as brilliantly essayed by Irma Adlawan.

Sa totoo, you need to see the movie from beginning till the end for you to be able to understand the emotional demands of Direk Ronnie’s role, along with the unexpected surprise twist in the character delineated with conviction by the highly sensual Kiko Matos. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Tiyak na magugulat kayo sa mga unexpected scenes niya with Direk Ronnie. Hahahahahahahahaha!

So, watch na sa Cinemalaya and realize that our movie industry has immense promise after all.

ETHEL BOOBA EPISODE SA FACE THE PEOPLE, KAABANG-ABANG!

Bonggacious ang guesting ng kontrobersyal na si Ethel Booba sa episode ng Face the People this coming Monday, August 11 at exactly 10:15 in the morning that’s being hosted by Ms. Gelli de Belen, Ms. Tintin Bersola-Babao and Mr. Edu Manzano.

Siyempre pa, special guest kami ng bff kong si Peter Ledesma kaya do watch for it if you want to be genuinely entertained.

Talaga na-mang thoroughly dissected ng hosts na sina Gelli, Tintin at Doods ang colorful existence ni Ethel, along with the colorful men in her life. Hahahahahahahaha!

Kung akala n’yo ay kilala n’yo na si Ms. Ehtel at alam n’yo na ang lahat-lahat sa kanya, honey, you’re in for a great surprise. Hahahahahahahaha!

Kaya watch na this coming Monday sa Face the People nina Gelli, Tintin at Doods with very special guest Ms. Ethel Booba at siyempre pa with yours truly and bubbly and feisty Peter Ledesma.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!