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Para sa mga intrigerang bakla, big deal para sa kanilang maging richie-richie at galing sa buena familia ang mapanga-ngasawa ni Melissa Ricks.
Sa ganang akin naman, secondary na lang sigurong galing sa affluent family ang kanyang magiging mister as long as they get along fine and are very much in love with each other.
If I may qoute an adage that I’ve read when I was very young, “Bakit ako iinom sa sarong ginto kung luluha naman yaring aking puso. Buti pang uminom sa hamak na tabo, liligaya naman yaring pagsuyo.”
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Did I deliver the message loud and clear dolts?
Sa pag-ibig, the point to be considered is not money but the feeling you have for each other.
Pasasaan ba’t aasenso rin kayo if you have the innate initiative to work and you genuinely care for each other.
In the not-so-distant past, mayaman ang lalaking nakarelasyon ni Melissa but did he make her happy?
Mereseng simple lang ang buhay basta’t nagmamahalan kayo at masipag naman ‘yung lala-king mapapangasawa mo, that’s all that matters.
Did I hit the nail right on its head vaklitas? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hayaan n’yo nang mamuhay nang tahimik ‘yung tao at tigilan n’yo na ang pang-iintrigqa sa kanya.
Mga papa n’yo na lang ang asikasuhin n’yo at baka maghanap ng iba kapag hindi na kayo makapaghatag sa kanila.
Baka raw maghanap ng iba kapag hindi na nakapaghatag, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Beware! Harharharharharharhar!
IBANG KLASE KUNG MAGMAHAL AT MAKISAMA!
I’ve been around in this business for so long, I already know the kind of person that I’m dealing with. Sa totoo lang!
And so far, I can single out Atty. Ferdinand Topacio as of the few people with a heart of gold and intrinsic compassion for the ‘little’ people in the industry.
No wonder, solid ang belief at paniniwala ni Claudine Barretto sa kanya dahil naniniwala ang aktres sa kanyang integrity as a person.
Kami man ay napatunayan na ito many times over kaya lagi na’y kaibigan namin siya kahit hindi man kami magkita for a long period of time.
Iba kasi si Atty. Topacio sa mga abogadong nasa kanyang esteemed level or lofty stature.
Napaka-down to earth niya at mapagmahal sa isang kaibigan and a friend he will always be to you no matter what.
VAVALINA DULDOLEKA, ANING-ANING NA!
Ayaw matulog ang gabi nitong scar-infested vakla na si Joey de Cashtrue otherwise known as Vavalina Kuflangera. Harharharharhar!
Halimaw kasi ang pag-uugali ng demonic vaklung na ‘to na nakaririmarim (hayan fermi Cha-kita, salitang ugat ang inuulit kurpadya! Hahahahahahahahahaha!) ang kawalan ng utang na loob.
Mantakin mong inampon namin ang galising neanderthal creature from Mars (neanderthal creature from Mars raw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!) na ‘to, pinagsilbihan ni Nong na parang si Queen Elizabeth of England gayong very mucha-cha looking naman talaga (muchacha looking daw talaga, o! Harharharhar!) at wala nang ginawa day in, day out kundi bunutin ang tutsang sa kanyang ilong at kadang-kadang (sparse ever! Hakhakhakhakhak!) na bigote at balbas.
The nerve!
Pero kita n’yo naman ang pinaggagawa lately sa internet. Hahahahahahahaha!
Kung ano-anong pantasya ang sinusulat doon kaya napilitan na kaming sagutin ito, lest people believe his distorted mental faculty.
Naku, Vavaling, magtanim ka na lang ng kamote riyan sa San Mateo at baka kumita ka pa baklang alibugha. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
70 years old ka nang hinayupak ka and yet your mental faculty is still as distorted as ever.
Magtika ka na ng mga kasalanan mo bungal na kuflangera at baka bumuti-buti pa ang buhay mo hangap sa tarugs na chakadung vaklah! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Adios, duldoleka! Harharharharharharhar!
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
