Marlene Aguilar, aning-aning na?

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Hahahahahahahahaha! Parang may sapi na ang younger sis ni Ka Freddie Aguilar na si Marlene Aguilar. Mantakin mong kung ano-anong ipinagsusulat sa internet lately at pinalalabas na binastos raw namin sila ng niece niyang si Maegan sa taping ng new season ng Face the People na mapanonood starting July 7 from 10:15 in the morning.

Ang nakapapraning pa, isinulat daw ng intri-gerang chaka na binayaran daw kami siguro ni Ka Freddie Agular para banatan sila ni Maegan on national television. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Talaga lang ha? Buti ka pa, chakita at alam mo? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Kami mid-90s pa namin siya huling nakita and from then on, Washington D.C. na. Hahahahahahahaha!

Anyhow, this starlet who’s pregnant with the baseless thought that she is an icon just like her very popular brother, is purportedly spreading truckloads of baloneys at the net. Hahahahahahahaha!

Do I care? Hahahahahahahaha!

I certainly don’t!

In the first place, she is a non-entity in the movie world and no one, but definitely, is aware of her kind of existence even if she believes that she is a personality separated and distinct from her famed brother. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

How infinitely gross!

Anyway, I’d like to stress that I harbor no ill feelings for Maegan. Kumampi lang naman siya sa kanyang tita which is highly undestandable for blood has always been thicker than water.

Medyo umarko lang ang kilay namin nang kami na ang harapin ng KSP na si Marlene at harap-harapang minaliit ang aming pagkatao. Kung si Maegan Aguilar lang, I doubt it if she would say those derogatory and uncouth words against us. Inasmuch as we’re not that close, kilala naman niya kami kahit papano dahil we’ve seen her grow and metamorphose into what she is today.

Pero si Marlene Aguilar nga ang nanlait sa amin which, I would say is understandable since wala naman siyang idea kung sino kami.

Anyhow, it was when she started berating and belittling us (Peter and I) and calling us names with all the condescension in the world that I got peeved and reacted with equal feistiness. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ang ending, hindi niya kinaya kaya biglang nag-walkout with her niece in town.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

But not for long, need kasi nila ang talent fee kaya nag-dialog na hindi raw sila babalik sa studio hanggang naroroon pa kami.

Problema ba ‘yun?

In fairness to the Face the People staff, we were interviewed outside of the studio in the name of fairness.

In the name of fairness raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

At any rate, this ‘demented’ woman is hurling invectives at the net lately as per some of our colleagues reportage. Naku, lola, buti pa pano-orin n’yo na lang ang guesting natin sa Face the People on June 30 sa GMA Telebabad right after Niño.

Kebs!

IMPRESSIVE ANG CAST NG NEWEST SOAP NG GMA

Bongga ang launching sa Plaza Ibarra ng newest soap ng GMA na pinagbibidahan nina Carla Abellana (na nagpabongga talaga sa press at nagpa-raffle ng imported watches, among other gadgets) at Tom Rodriguez and is ably supported by a gigantic cast that includes Ms. Lorna Tolentino, Rhian Ramos, Sid Lucero, Kuh Ledesma, Al Tantay, Ayen Munji, Dennis Roldan, Ruru Madrid, Ashley Ortega and Gabrielle Garcia who’s being introduced at the soap.

Directed by the highly competent and amiable BB. Joyce Bernal, nakasisiguro tayong ano-ther quality soap is in the offing.

Anyway, maganda ang story line ng My Destiny dahil it tells of unconditional love between two sisters. Dahil afflicted with leukemia ang younger sis niyang si Joy (Rhian Ramos), isinakripisyo ni Grace (Carla) ang kanyang pag-ibig kay Lucas Matthew (Tom). Pero hanggang saan ba naman niya makakayang tingnan na sweet at chummy sa isa’t isa ang dalawa in her presence lalo na’t masyado nang focused ang attention ng kanilang inang si Agnes (Lorna) sa kanyang younger sis?

Kaya pakaabangan ang soap na ‘to on June 30 sa GMA Telebabad.

NAGPIPILIT PA RIN KAHIT PINANDIDIRIHAN NA!

Hahahahahahahahaha! How pathetic naman Bubonika is of late.

Imagine, diring-diri na pala ang mga tao sa network na kanyang pinagtatrabahuhan at ayaw na talaga siyang bigyan ng isa pang chance na mag-co-host (Yes, darling, you read it right. Co-host na lang siya dahil resounding flop ang Juiceless na siya ang anchor…Hahahahahahahahaha!) sa isang showbiz oriented program but typical of her, she’s not losing hope and is decided to stick it out with the network even if she feels that she’s not wanted anymore. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Yuck!

Que miserable usted! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Kung bakit kasi pilit na pinangangatawa-nan (hayan syongang mudra, salitang ugat ang inuulit, tontitaaaahhh! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!) ang kanyang delang (dela raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahaha!) sinauna (sinauna raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) hitsurang passe’ na ito at hindi na fitted sa makabagong henerasyon.

Magnganga ka na lang, lola. Tutal naman, sokpalites na ang gilagid mo ever. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun lang!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!