Kapipili, napunta sa bungi!

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Natatawa siguro sa ngayon ang gandarang misis ng isang action star na pinagpalit niya sa isang di kagandahang chick na meron palang ginagawang nakaririnding eksena off-cam.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Laman kasi ng mga gossip columns lately ang nakaa-amuse na eksena ng feeling desirable at sexy na starlet na may kalakihan ang ilongski na nang dumalaw raw sa isang pasyente sa ospital ay inabot ng mahigit isang oras bago lumabas ng kwarto. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

What’s terribly amusing is the fact that when the starlet was asked what she did inside the room of the controversial personality, nagbeso-beso lang daw sila at nagkachikahan nang konti.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Basing from the reports that we’ve read though, pa-booking daw ang tisay pero di naman kagandahang personalidad na nagsilbing homewrecker sa pamilya ng ageless actress dahil dumalaw nga raw ito sa nasabing ricang personalidad supposedly for a huge fee.

Predictably so, react to death ang mana-ger ng tisay na starlet at karaka-rakang nag-talkies na magpapa-presscon daw sila ng kanyang alaga the other day. Ang kaso, napang-hal sa kahihintay ang ilang money-oriented reporters na alaga ni Bubonika, da money-obsessed chaka (money-obsessed chaka raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!) pero was nag-materialize ang pralaling na presscon nang manager ng starlet.

Well, speechless na lang daw kami, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Sapat nang malaman ng mga otawzing na bulok na kamatis pala ang choice mega hot na aktor.

Akala niya’y naka-jackpot siya. ‘Yun pala’y butasera na.

Butasera raw pala, o! Harharharhar!

‘Yun na!

SLOW BUT SURE CLIMB

IN MUSICVILLE

Tenacity is one of the appealing virtues of the prince of ballad Gerald Santos.

Bagama’t hindi naman talaga siya, categorically speaking, masasabing the hottest balladeer this side of Hollywood but his kind of popularity never fades with time and is slowly but surely inching his way in musicville as one of its promising entertainers.

Para sa kanyang avid followers, you may catch him on June 28 at the Skydome, SM North Edsa at his It’s Time concert with special guests Faith Cuneta, Rapa and Ms. Jaya, along with the Pinoy Pop Superstar Alumni Jonalyn Viray, Maricris Garcia, Brenan Espartinez and Bryan Termulo.

I’m sure na mag-e-enjoy ang kanyang vast audiences sa kanyang concert dahil nag-evolve na hindi lang ang kanyang taste sa music kundi specifically so with the way he moves on stage and with the kind of songs that he would dish out.

So, kita-kits on June 28 at the Skydome SM North EDSA for a night of wonderful music that you guys will surely love and enjoy.

NAKATATAWA ITONG

SI BUBONIKA!

Hahahahahahahahaha! So very funny naman si Bubogski, the rat-faced andalucia.

Rat-faced andalucia raw talaga, o! Harharharharharhar!

Hayan at buong ningning na nagmamalinis na naman at tipong pinandidirihan ang lesbian supposedly na entertainer. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Ganuned?

Look who’s talking.

Mas nakaririmarim ka pa, lolang ngangaera, dahil marami kang prentesyon sa buhay, supsopera ka rin naman ever. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

On top of that, you also could swing both ways.

Capable of swinging both ways raw talaga, o Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Yosi-kadiri!

Yuck!Yuck!Yuck!

Ayaw ni Ambetilla na lesbian lover mo during your naglulupa days in the province.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Ayaw rin ni Laurence Oliva na BJ mo to the max inside your Civic Honda caruretch. Hahahahahahahaha!

Ano naman kaya ang say ni Babes na naging lover mo way back during the 90s at suportado mo talaga financially when it should be the other way around.

Yuck!

Kadirs! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Ganyan talaga when your have the face that’s comparable to a dilapidated building.

Comparable to a dilapidated building daw, o! Harharharhar!

Yuck!

Ikaw talaga ang maghahatag when it should be the other way around.

‘Yun lang!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!