Bakit kailangang ipanakot si Robin kay Aljur?

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Nakatatawa naman ang mga write-ups lately flagrantly insinuating that hunk actor Aljur Abrenica is purportedly answerable to Robin Padilla for what has happened between him and his daughter Kylie Padilla.

Why is that so?

Why should Aljur be?

Napaka-one track-minded naman ni Robin, if ever, para sitahin ‘yung tao kung bakit off-line na sila ng anak niyang si Kylie. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Things like this are normal occurrences. Sana man lang kung binuntis nu’ng tao si Kylie at ayaw na itong panagutan afterwards. ‘Yan ang mali. Pero ang paghihiwalay ng dalawang magdyowa ay talagang nangyayari. Mag-asawa na nga’t lahat, nagkakahiwalay pa, bakit hindi mangyayari sa magdyowa palang aber?

Kaya puede bra, pantyline make it brief? Ti-gilan na ang ganyang walang kawawaang mga isyu dahil hindi na nakatutuwa.

Di na raw nakatutuwa, o!

Period. Ayoko ng chakaaaaaah! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

BUBONIKA, MADALAS NANG KINAKABOG ANG DIBDIB!

Hahahahahahahahaha! Buti nga! Bubonika’s now purportedly experiencing the most trauma-tic episode in her existence. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Kung dati-rati’y oozing with confidence siya na muling makababalik sa telebisyon, these days she is in a quandary and is quite anxious to get to know the latest development in her life as a talent of the network she’s under contract with. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Buti nga sa ‘yong aswang ka.

Aswang daw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!

Anyhow, in the event that she gets dumped, na dapat lang naman siguro, ano? Where is she heading at?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

After losing millions of pesos because of her rating-less showbiz oriented talk shows that are being avoided like the plague by the ad men, the people at the network she’s working for would be veritable dolts to have her contract renewed. Harharharharhar!

But Fermi chaka’s good in making sipsep. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

I’m sure she’ll concatinate all her cunning techniques so she could outwit the powers that be at the network and have things her way once again. Hahahahahahahaha!

Cheap na guranggetch! Hahahahahahahahahha!

But for how long, lola?

Paulit-ulit lang naman ‘yan e. A cheap vicious cycle if I may say so! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Tulad ng madalas kong sabihin, magtinda ka na lang ng maruya sa Parada, Valenzuela city at baka kumita ka pa, lolang osla.

Lolang Osla raw talaga, o! Harharharharharhar!

Babetchbetch, chaka! Hahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun lang!