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ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
Wala talagang katapusan ang mga nakaiintri-gang kwento tungkol sa sensational scam queen na si Napoles. Lately nga, join na rin sa mahabang listahan ng mga nabahaginan supposedly ng kanyang kabonggahan ang isang senador na kilala sa kanyang matatas na Pananagalog. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
The sum involved was indeed staggeringly huge for it to be considered as a gift. Hahahahahahahaha!
Speechless talaga kami sa kabonggahan nitong si Napoles. Give ba naman purportedly kasi ng 500K sa isang agaw-eksenang senador and for the record, hindi naman daw ‘yun ibinalik ng papable na politician. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why should he? In the first place, he didn’t ask for it and was given to him on a whim. Hahahahaha!
Ganyan ka-rica ang babaeng ito na she could dish out half a million pesos in cold cash without so much as giving it a thought. Harharharharharhar!
Imagine, her bountiful cash were hidden everywhere in her palatial abode at pati raw sa comfort room ay nagkatusak ang andalu. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
But even the best of times would have to end. Common knowledge na sigurong nahuli na siya ng mga may kapangyarihan at dahil sa tindi ng tensyon, kung ano-ano na lang ang nararamdaman ng andalu diva.
Andalu diva raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Whatever, very minor lang ang emotional upheavals na nararanasan ng chakadung si Fermi Chakita as compared to what Napoles is pre-sently going through. Hakhakhakhakhakhak!
Bagama’t nag-close shop (nag-close shop na raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) na ang kanyang showbiz oriented talk shows na 1% lang daw ang nakukuhang cheapanggetch na rating, ano-ther show is purportedly in the offing as per Chakita’s press releases.
Paborito raw kasi ni Bossing ang humal na matanda kaya it’s highly probable that TV5 is cooking another show in the offing provided the venue would be the Comfort Room of TV5. Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Tutal naman, ebak din ang pag-uugali ng chakitang matanda, deserving lang na sa comfort station siya mag-host ng kanyang flopzing na sowbiz oriented programs. Hakhakhakhakhak-hak!
How so very amusing ever!
Anyhow, the other day, fiesta kunetch ang feeling ng iilan-ilan nilang radio listeners dahil wishing it was you si Bubonic, da ebak titanic. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
For once, napahinga ang walang humpay na batian sa kanilang chakadong radio show.
Ang walang kamatayang peanut butter… bow! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Anyway, going back to our show Juicy, dahil insekurida nga ang namumutok ang tiyanetch na tamulmolic matrona, tinigoksi ang rating segment ng old Juicy na roleta ng intriga (take note, intriga, not entrega, matandang money-oriented … Hahaha-hahahahahaha!) at pati ang kinagigiliwang towel boys ay inalis rin.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Nag-ilusyon kasing sikat pa siya kaya sinibak ora-orada ang rating segments ng aming showbiz oriented talk show, siya tuloy ang namahinga. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
LOADED WITH PLANS
SA KANYANG MAHUSAY
KUMANTANG ALAGA!
After his SRO concert with Ms. Aileen Papin at the Library Metrowalk, plano palang dalhin sa abroad ni Ms. Jackie Dayoha ang kanyang protege na si Mojak Perez para the guy could get the feel of sta- ging a mini concert in some key ci-ties in Japan, her second home, where she is more or less staying most of the time.
Naniniwala kasi si Jackie sa ta-lent ni Mojak na alam niyang kagigiliwan ng mga masayahing Japanese people who’d love to have some real good fun after some gruelling day in the office.
Tamaaaaah!
Good luck, Mojak. You’re so fortunate to have a competent talent manager in Ms. Jackie.
SAD DAHIL IBA NA
ANG TRIP NI PAPA
If she could have her way, this seasoned actress would purportedly want to be reunited with her former husband, not only for the sake of their grown-up kids who, by now, already have lives of their own, but more so because she feels that their marriage would work beautifully now that both of them are already mature individuals.
Ang kaso, iba na ang taste ng kanyang ex at mas preferred na ang young and delectable mamas.
How so very sad.
Sometimes, realization of your folly comes a bit too late.
Kung noon sana, baka mas nag-work pa.
Ang kaso, mga young delectable women na ang cup of tea ni papa at the mere thought of going to bed with mature women inordinately pisses him off. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
How so very sad!
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
