Ang alas ni Bubonika!

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Dahil osla na’y ngetpalites pa, (osla na’y ngetplites pa raw, o! Harharharharhar!) wala talagang nag-rate na show itong si Fermi Chakita. Practically, lahat ng showbiz oriented programs na headliner siya’y nag-flop lahat at sumadsad ang rating kaya lately ay ginawa lang siyang field reporter.

Ginawa na lang daw field reporter, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

What an ignominious demotion indeed. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Buti na lang, nabola niya at nagoyo si bossing kaya mereseng below sea level ang kanyang performance, in pa rin siya at hindi nawawalan ng trabaho.

Yuck!

Super sipsep kasi si Bubonika kaya feel na feel siya ni bossing.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

No wonder, hitsurang 1% lang ang rating ng kanilang showbiz oriented program, hindi pa rin siya tuluyang natitigbak. Harharharharharhar!

This info, we’ve gathered from a most reliable source.

Whatever, bilib din kami sa galing umarte at mangbola nitong si Bubogski.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Siyempre pa, may-I-show niya ang kanyang sarili in her best behavior (oozing feigned sweetness all the way! Hahahahahahahaha! Yuck!).

Whatever, now the cat is out in the bag. Now you know why she’s not being axed in spite of the abysmal ratings of her showbiz oriented talk shows. Tindi kasi niyang sumipsep at nagkukunwaring the paradigm of sweetness and good virtues. Harharharharharhar!

Magaling talanga sumipsep ang bungalyang gurangis kaya hooked na hooked sa kanya ang mabait na en- trepreneur. Di ba naman, Peter Ledesma, my bff? Hakhakhakhakhak!

Kaya ‘yung pralalings ng lomodic gurangga ay mukhang may basis dahil friendship nga niya ang bos- sing ng network at napabilib niya sa kanyang nakasusukang kaplastikan, there’s a possibility that she just might be given another showbiz oriented talk show even if the network’s not in anyway beni- fitting. Hakhakhakhakhak!

You know naman how Bubonika shrewdly operates when she wants to impress some naive people.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

She would drip feigned sweetness all the way and would be in her best behavior ever.

Best behavior ever raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

How so very cunny and inordinately scheming!

Yuck!Yuck!Yuck!

Ayokooooooooooh! Harharharharharhar!

‘Yun na!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY  BFF PETER LEDESMA!

Napakaganda ng Capitol Commons na malapit lang sa Citystate Center kung saan nasa 5th floor ang Aliw Broadcasting Network na pinagtatrabahuhan namin nina Peter Ledesma at Papa Abe Paulite.

Dito napiling i-treat ni Ms. Jay-Anne Encarnado ang aming best friend.

Suffice to say, na-enjoy namin nang husto ang blow-out ni Lady Jay-Anne dahil napakasarap ng mga pagkain sa Black Olive resto, not to mention its refreshing ambience.

Mukhang may karibal na ang place ni Senator Chavit Singson sa ganda at pagiging classy ng lugar na ‘to na bumagay lang sa impeccable at classy taste ng aming friend na si Lady Jay-Anne. Hahahaha!

To our friend Peter L., have the happiest birthday ever.

At least may bago ka ng papa and that’s good for you. Hahahahahahahaha!

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at [email protected] and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!