Ingratang alaga!

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Mukhang one of these days ay babasagin na lang ng good-natured personality na ‘to ang kanyang pananahimik. Unbeknown to most people in Tinsel town, deep inside, this cool lady is veritably seething with righteous indignation because of the insidious ways of her protegee’s mom that has seemed to rub off on her once easy to deal with and affable talent.

Kunsabagay, would a mango tree bears an apple? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Did I hit the nail right on its head my dear? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Come to think of it, duplicity’s very much in vogue in show business these days.

No’ng nagsisimula palang sa industriya ang noo’y super payatola pero oozing with comeliness na young actress, she was docile and very much cowtowing and deferential of her lady ta-lent manager.

Pero nang ipa-meet ng lady manager ang baitera kunong talent sa isang big-time na movie produ, ‘yon na. Biglang nagbago ang treatment ng gandarang talent sa kanyang lady manager.

Bago?

Bago raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Ganyang naman talaga ang mga artista. Once na maramdaman nilang mas career ang bagong connect nila, kebs na ba sa taong sa kanila’y nagpala.

Bago?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Yosi-kadiri! Hakhakhakhakhak!

Anyhow, sana’y maging ganyan pa rin kaganda ang career ng young actress na ‘to once na umalis na siya sa poder ng kanyang efficient at bonggacious ang PR na talent manager.

Mark my word, bababa ang kanyang popularidad lalo na’t kulang naman talaga sa PR ang young actress at lagi na’y iniaasa sa kanyang grasyosang manager ang pagpi-PR sa press.

Lately, parang pareho na sila nang line of thinking ng kanyang mudritang edukada nga pero eklaterang tunay.

Eklaterang tunay raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Go! Make the most out of your connections young lady.

Tingnan natin kung di ka na nasusulat in full regalia nang masisipag na PRs ng iyong lady manager kung pag-agawan ka pa ng endorsements na ‘yan.

Baliw ka, ning. Hindi mo alam na kaya bomongga ang showbiz career mo ay dahil sa gras-yosang lady manager mo. Honestly, super kuring ka. Otra vez señorita ang mudra mong edukada nga at Inglisera pero Madam Currie namang tunay.

Madam Currie namang tunay raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhak!

I’m sure, ining, kapag tsinaka mo ang iyong manager, mabubura ka agad-agad sa show business.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Mag-acting workshop ka, ano?

Maganda  ka nga at edukada’t sosyal pero syonga-syonga kang umarte. Harharharharharhar!

Period.

Ayoko ng bobang umarte, noh?.

Bobang umarte raw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhakhak!

Babetchbetch, kuring na mag-ina. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

TIRSO CRUZ III, NAKABIBILIB  ANG STAYING POWER!

When I’m home, I never get to miss watching Dreamscape’s Ikaw Lamang.

Bukod sa ang huhusay na ng lead actors na sina Coco Martin, Julia Montes, Jake Cuenca at Kim Chiu, I am particularly fond of the very humane character that’s being delineated with conviction by the do- mineering actor of my youth, Tirso Cruz III.

Honestly, ang ganda ng role niya sa soap na ‘to at talaga namang hahanga ka sa kanyang napaka-humanitarian nature.

Ngayong ibubunyag na ng character ni Cherie Pie Picache ang bond sa pagitan nina Samuel (Coco) at ng character ni Pipo, lalong nagiging exciting ang flow nang kwento ng Ikaw Lamang.

Still on the talented actor, napaganda ng eksenang humihingi siya ng paumanhin sa character ni Jake Cuenca (I’m sorry but I don’t have a good memory when it comes to names… Hahahahahahahaha!). Naipakita niya talaga ang klase ng sincerity at contrition na hinihingi ng eksena.

No wonder, Pipo is still very much around in spite of the passing of the years.

Comparable siya sa isang alak na lalong sumasarap as time goes by.

Incidentally, Ikaw Lamang goes on the air right after the blockbuster Dyesebel.

JACKIE DAYOHA’S  NEWFOUND INTEREST

Talent management has never been Jackie Dayoha’s cup of tea.

She’s better off being a businesswoman who’d travel practically halfway around the globe in connection with her numerous businesses.

But when her meticulous eyes had set on Mojak Perez, an underrated but talented performer, right then and there, she has made the decision to give talent ma-nagement a try.

Anyhow, right now, katatapos lang mag-show ni Mojak (along with Aileen Papin) sa Library Metrowalk and it was, admittedly, a roaring success.

So far, loaded with interesting plans ang esekolang businesswoman-turned talent manager and intends to push her newfound talent, Mojak, that is, to the max.

Good luck, dear Jackie. I know that good things are coming Mojak’s way because of you and his God given talent as well.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!