Hitsura ng panat na pipino!

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Her era in show business was truly remarkable in the sense that she had no qualms in baring on cam to the point of exposing the most intimate part of her sexuality even in broad daylight.

Baring it all out even in broad daylight daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

Nabaliw talaga ang mga barako sa isang pro-binsya minsang mag-shoot doon ang sexy flick na ginawa ng walang takot at kabang hubadera dahil iniaangat talaga nito ang laylayan ng damit na suot tuwing lumulusong sa tubig at buong ningning na ibinabalandra ang kanyang manipis na pubic hair kaya naman tebats (tebats raw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!) to the max ang mga barakong nakababad sa location shoot na ‘yun.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Exhibitionist talaga ang hubadera kaya naman natatawa na lang that time ang kanyang leading men na amused sa game na game na pagiging flasher ng kanilang leading lady na palaban. Hahahahahaha!

At any rate, after almost two decades, visible pa rin naman siya sa show business pero ‘yun nga lang, pang indie movies na lang siya at sa isang not-so-presentable apartment na lang nakatira.

Minsan ngang nag-attend siya sa birthday ce-lebration ng isang opisyal sa Crame, na-disillusion ang bystanders dahil losyang at walang ka-ayos-ayos na bumanat ng kanyang walang kamatayang rock songs kuno ang lola n’yo. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, the business is ablazed with colorful stories lately about her ignominious ‘extortion’ ha- bits with this good natured young actor dahil nag-lulupa na nga raw at wala nang anda ang lola, nagbibisyo pa.

Ano ba ‘yan?

Ayaw ni Bubonikang online casino addict nang ganyan! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Di ba naman, Pokie na hinarbatan ng busalsal (busalsal daw talaga, o! Hahahahahaha!)  ang  ilong na gurangski ng two hundred thou, nagalit pa nang hindi madagdagan ng sikat na lady comedienne ang anda.

Yuck!Yuck!Yuck!

Kaya if ever there’s one thing that one must not do, it’s not to become too presumptuous that his  wealth, along with other acquistions in life, would stay forever.

What the Lord giveth, the Lord taketh. Kung palalo ka’t maangas at kay daling lumaki ang ulo, babawiin din Niya lahat nang naibigay Niya sa ‘yo.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun lang!

SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST

The Crowd restobar that’s situated at the se-cond floor of Madison Square, Pioneer St., will be staging a special concert on May 15 and 29 featuring the highly talented lead vocalist of the famed Side A Band, Joey Generoso, to be followed by the powerful-voiced Haydee Manosca (grand champ of It’s Showtime’s Stars on 45) on May 16 with Richard Villanueva (one of the finest stand up comedians in the country today).

Going back to Joey G., a lot of people are inordinately intrigued why he’d like to do a one-man show in an outlet like The Crowd Restobar when he’s used to performing in big venues.

Well, for a change, he’s going solo and would want to try something new. And for a solo performer, intimate venues like The Crowd fits well into his agenda.

So, puntahan n’yo siya sa The Crowd on the said date and be inordinately entertained with his special kind of music that really touched the heart.

YOU CAN NEVER PUT

A GOOD WOMAN DOWN!

Butata ang mga nang-iintriga kay Anne Curtis dahil stupendous ang kabonggahan ng rating ng Dyesebel at ito ang humahataw talaga sa evening prime, along with Ikaw Lamang, that’s being starred in by the formidable tandem of Coco Martin and Kim Chiu.

Ang magkaroon ka ng rating na 31.9% ay nakabibilib talaga ga-yong ang katapat mo’y nakakuha lang ng 15.7%. Hahahahahahahahaha!

In a way, vindicated talaga si Anne sa mga pang-ookray sa kanya sa internet kung saan she’s repeatedly being made to appear as if she’s got an evil streak.

Pa’no naman kasi, kapag pinanood mo na siya bilang Dyesebel, she’s all innocence and freshness.

Kahanga-hanga rin ang ginawa niyang pagdisiplina sa kanyang sarili dahil in so short a time naibalik niya ang kanyang svelte figure.

Gustung-gusto ko rin ‘yung dalawang creatures from the ocean na kasa-kasama niyang sina Pinky at ‘yung sea horse. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Nawawala ang problema ko kapag nagda-dialog na sila. Hahahahahaha!

Going back to Anne, malaking asset niya ang kanyang innocent aura at pleasant disposition on cam.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!