Nahilot na naman si bossing ni Bubonika?

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Mukhang walang kapaguran si Bubonika, the rat-faced chaka.

Rat-faced chakita raw talaga, o! Harharharharharhar!

Someone called us up last night to give us the highly despairing bit of news (highly despairing bit of news raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhak!) na ipinagkakalat daw ni Fermi Chakita na hindi raw true na nagtapos na ang kanyang career sa Cinco.

Truth to tell, the said network is going to be launching another showbiz oriented talk show with Bubogski sometime in June.

Really?

Is that soooooooooo?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

If ever this deplorable bit of info happens to be true, Bubonika’s so lakas palang talaga ang kapit sa TV5 na willing na namang magpalugi nang milyones mapagbigyan lang ang chakitang gurangski.

Harharharharharharhar!

Ang chika, ito raw ang ipinagkakalat ni Bubogski na vengeance is supposedly hers since TV5 is once again contemplating on giving her another show that would showcase her repulsive ugliness (repulsive ugliness raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!), along with her me-diocre hosting talent.

Mediocre hosting talent daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Whatever, granting that it’s true, one thing is for sure, wala nang show na magki-click ang chakitang host dahil passe’ na siya at hindi na uso ang mga chakang personalidad. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Puedeng nagoyo mo na naman siya this time but it’s going to become an abysmal failure all the way. Abysmal failure raw all the way, o! Harharharharharhar!

Was na uso ang mga mukhang rimpampanitang hosts na so laki ang tiyanetch at busalsal ang ilong.

It’s now the era of erudite hosts like Kuya Boy Abunda and Kris Aquino and baduy like the tukmolish Bubonika already spells bad luck and flop shows.

Flop shows raw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!

‘Yun lang!

DINEKWATAN NANG MILYONES  NG KANYANG TRUSTED EMPLOYEE

Well, ‘yung pagiging too trusting ng isang boss sa kanyang empleado ay paulit-ulit na lang nangyayari, iba’t ibang personalidad nga lang ang involved.

This time, ang general manager naman ng Skin & Body Center ni Ms. Cathy Valencia ang bone of contention dahil ninakawan daw nang milyones ang soft spoken lady boss.

Whatever, 2010 pa raw pala ‘ninanakawan’ ang mabait na aesthetician ng kanyang general manager na si Ms. Mariles Racho-Nejal na itinuring niyang matalik na kapatid at kaibigan.

Ito raw ang written confession ng nasambit sa battery of lawyers ni Ms. Cathy regarding her criminal acts and her actions are now under investigations so as to be able to determine the participation of other employees as well.

“As I reposed complete trust and confidence upon Ms. Nejal, she led me to believe that all my payables were up to date,” Ms. Cathy averred in an interview yesterday. “I discovered only recently that she had been misappropriating the monies I entrusted to her for said expenses.

“The acts of Ms. Nejal and her co-conspirators consist of qualified theft, forgery of checks, unauthorized payments and other criminal acts. These felonious acts,” she went on while crying unabashedly while pouring it all out, “have resulted in some delays in the payment of suppliers, rentals, and other financial obligations of said companies as the funds for these were diverted to the personal use of Ms. Nejal and her cohorts.

“We wish to assure our suppliers, business providers, endorsers, other persons with whom we have contacts, and most specially our va-lued clients, that it’s business as usual as far as our clinics are concerned.

“Our companies,” she further stressed, “have substantial monetary resources to fulfill all our legitimate contractual obligations and to continue serving our clients in all our branches. There will be no diminution in the quality of our services, equipment, and personnel and the public can be assured of receiving the same high quality of service they have come to expect from Cathy Valencia Skin & Body Center and Cedrix Slimming and Wellness.”

So there!

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at [email protected] and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!