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ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
Hahahahahahahahahaha! Dahil addicted kami sa ganda ng kwento ng obra ng Dreamscape Productions na Ikaw Lamang, we never fail to watch it night after night.
May isang bagay lang kaming napupuna sa baby girl naming si Christine. Kapag sina Coco Martin at Kim Chiu ang on cam, giliw na giliw si-yang tunay at tumitigil talaga sa kanyang addiction sa internet at nakatutok nang buong ningning sa tambalan ng dalawang mahuhusay na aktor.
Pero once na sina Jake Cuenca at John Estrada na ang nag-e-emote on cam, iritang-irita ang baby girl namin at pansamantalang iniiwan ang panonood ng toprating soap ng Dos. Hahahahahahaha!
Poor Jake. Pardon our being biased but he really is repugnant and despicable in this soap.
Oo nga’t nagmamahal lang naman siya sa character ni Kim pero nakasusulasok (nakasu-sulasok daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) at nakaiirita ang dating ng kanyang character as compared to the very affable character of Coco Martin.
As Franco, his swagger is obnoxious and people from all walks of life tend to hurl invectives in his direction. Hahahahahahaha!
Like I said, I know naman that he’s only deli-neating a role but he’s being cavalier and demo-nic (demonic daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!) tend to have some negative effect on the fans of Coco Martin (Samuel) and Kim Chiu (Isabel).
Anyway, isa pang tour de force performance ang ibinibigay, ang symphatetic and understated acting ni Angel Aquino na highly convincing talaga bilang nanay ni Kim at martir na asawa ng nuknukan ng samang character ni John Estrada. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Ang laki talaga ng improvement ni Ms. Angel kung pag-arte ang pag-uusapan.
What’s amusing is the fact that Ronaldo Valdez’s evil character is still well-loved by the multitude. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Kahit salbahe ang kanyang character, labs pa rin siya nang nakararami at nakapagtatakang hindi nila magawang isumpa siya kahit na most of the time ay may connivance sila ni John.
Somehow, his good roles in the past tend to be imbedded in their subconscious, the great majority still find him adorable. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Siyempre pa, ang labs nila to the max ay ang knight in shining armor nina Samuel at Isabel na si Tirso Cruzz III.
FERMI CHAKITA’S FUNERAL IS FORTHCOMING!
Kahit kailan, never talagang nagtagumpay ang kasamaan. Perfect example ang nga-ngaerang si Bubonika na mukhang tigoksi na ang showbiz oriented program na Police Chorva.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Good for this scheming woman whose face appears to be shunned upon by the multitude. Hahahahahaha!
As of presstime, puro replays na lang ang show nila ng saksakan nang husay sanang si Raymond Gutierrez who had the great misfortune of being cast opposite Fermi Chaka, the woman the great majority would love to hate. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ang chika, magre-reformat daw kuning-ku-ning pero saan ka, I have this gut feeling that it’s one way of giving Chakita a graceful exit. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Bakit nga naman sila patuloy na magpapakalugi? Four years of being lenient would more than suffice.
Enough is enough! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Anyway, while in the process of doing this column, tyempong palabas ang Police Eklaboom ni Chakita at nang bigyan ito ng extreme close-up, horror of horror! Nahambal talaga ang baby naming si Christine. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Super scary raw kasi.
Super scary raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!
Dapang-dapa ba naman kasi ang ilong at lomodic namang tunay, who, in his right senses, would be interested to watch?
Babetchbetch, Bubogski! Pang-o-olay aside, pang-Animal Planet namang talaga ang ogrilya mong fezlak. Hakhakhakhakhak!
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
