Kabog nina Toni at Alex si Bianca!

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Bianca Gonzalez used to be the paradigm of beauty and sophistication but watching PBB All In last Sunday was a big let down in as far as the lady is concerned.

To say that she was dowdy and badly-dressed would be most unkind but honestly, she was not at par with the Gonzaga sister’s level of sophistication and fabulous fashion sense.

Somehow, her personality that evening was in need of sparkle and was ignominiously upstaged by Toni and Alex who were meiculously outfitted and made-up to perfection. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Blutly stated, hindi talaga maganda ang make-up ni Bianca nang gabing ‘yon at kitang-kita sa kanyang close-up shots na parang kulang siya sa ganda at sigla.

Ang dapat sigurong gawin ni Bianca ay kumuha ng bagong make-up artist para hindi naman siya nagmumukhang starlet side by side with the Gonzaga sisters who appear to be in the mood for dressing up lately. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Let me clear this again, I’m not saying that Bianca’s not a beauty.

She is. The problem lies with her seeming disinterest to dress up lately and use accessories that would make her look glamorous and a veritable fashion icon.

Baka naman kasi confident na si Bianca sa kanyang innate beauty kaya hindi na siya mas-yadong particular sa kanyang pananamit which, I would say, is not good.

Sa PBB All In pa rin, given na right from the very start ang pagiging housemate ni Alex. Lagi nama’y being hinted ito sa mga talkies ni Toni. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Basta ang masasabi ko lang, nag-bloom ang showbiz career ni Alex nang lumipat siya sa Dos.

Isa pang na-notice namin ay ang kakulangan ng ganda ng mga chicks sa PBB All In as compared sa mga ombres na bukod sa matatangkad na’y hunky looking pa at cool ang aura. Hahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

HATAW PA RIN ANG BEAUTY NI NATASHA LEDESMA!

Kung si Rosanna Roces na nakasabay niya noon sa Seiko ay parang tumanda nang wala sa panahon, si Na- tasha Ledesma ay eskalerang tunay ang beauty. Hahahahahahahaha!

Na-invite kami sa birthday celebration ng kanyang bunso sa Jollibee Congressional last Sunday at ta- laga namang in tip top shape pa rin ang dating Seiko jewel at curvaceous pa rin ang kanyang katawan at alabaster skinned to the max.

Dream niya ay ma-penetrate naman ang soap operas either sa Dos or sa Siyete dahil dream niyang magbalik aktibo sa pag-arte lalo na’t may ganda at kasariwaan pa rin siyang maipagmamalaki.

Sana nga ay matupad naman ang dream ni Nata dahil sayang naman ang kanyang beauty at talent.

So far, hindi naman siya namimili ng role. Kahit kontrabida ay willing siyang tanggapin all in the name of professionalism.

SI KIM CHIU NAMAN ANG BINIBIKTIMA NI FERMI CHAKA!

Okray talaga itong si Crispy Chaka.

Crispy Chaka raw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhak-hak!

Imagine, out of this purported need for vendetta since she believed she was allegedly treated unfairly by the ABS CBN management and was axed from The Buzz in a highly ignominious manner, she’s now taking her sweet vendetta.

And what a most fitting way to do it than to hit the talents of the network, if not the network itself. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Kaya sa ngayon, ang binabanatan na naman niya ay ang lead actress ng Ikaw Lamang na si Kim Chiu.

Ang drama ng chakadung gurangski, (ang drama raw ng chakadung gurangski talaga, o! Hahahahaha!) kiyemeng nagpatangos  raw ng ilong si Kim at buko na raw pero ayaw pa nitong umamin.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Lola naman, sight na sight ang prima facie evidence sa PBB teaser na likas na matangos ang kanyang ilong. Medyo on he heavy side lang siya noon kaya hindi masyadong obvious. Hahahahahahaha!

Watch ka na lang kasi ng Ikaw Lamang ng Dreamscape para may matutunan ka, Bubonika. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Mamatay ka sa inggit lolang humal na’y chaka’t inggitera pa! Hakhakhakhakhakhak!

Nakapandidiri ka! Hahahahahahaha!

Yuck!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!