Kuya Boy Abunda good karma, Fermi chaka, butata na!

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Ibang klase ang arrive ni Kuya Boy Abunda lately.

Kung ang feeling reyna ng entrega, I mean, intriga pala, (Hahahahahahahaha!) na si Fermi Chakita ay malapit nang mabura sa industriya (ma-lapit na raw mabura sa industriya, o! Hakhakhakhak!), scalding lang naman ang arrive ng King of Talk.

Sa show na lang nila ni Kris Aquino na Aquino & Abunda Tonight sa ABS CBN, the ad placements have now become perfectly impressive. Hataw na talaga sa rami ng commercials ito most probably because the televiewers must have come to realize that the show’s really loaded and a most fitting alter- native to other late evening shows that offer nothing but the same old, trite formulas that have long seen better days.

Plus factor talaga ang pagsamahin ang dalawang seasoned talents ng industriya sa isang show na oo nga’t maikli lang pero siksik naman sa laman. Hahahahahahahaha!

Maliban sa husay at native intelligence ni Kuya Boy na natural na natural ang dating, plus factor rin ang pagiging taklesa ni Krizzy baby at times na nagpapakawala talaga ng mga sensational bits na tunay namang nakaiintriga.

Hayan idiotang Bubonika, salitang ugat ang inuulit, tonta!

Tonta raw talaga, o! Harharharharharhar!

In a matter of speaking, Kris Aquino’s life is also being chronicled in here in all its sometimes gory and amusing details. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ito na lang split-up nila ni Mayor Herbert Bautista ay nai-hint ni Kris dito in conjunction with her new haircut that’s very Anne Hathaway, in a manner of speaking, and not supposedly particularly patterned after the ‘porno’ girl Miley Cyrus.

Porno girl daw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhakhak-hakhakhakhak!

Going back to Bubogski, ang matronang ngangaera, ang Nori Dalisay ng makabagong panahon.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

I don’t have to eplain anything. Hahahahahahahahaha!

The mere fact that Police Chorva is now on the throes of death, (on the throes of death daw, o! Ha- Hahahahahahahaha!) only confirms the raw fact that Fermi Chakita is now a pathetic has been.

Yuck!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

NAKAPANINIBAGO ANG PANANAHIMIK

Sandamakmak ang commentaries tungkol sa pananahimik ng kampo ni Ms. Claudine Barretto lalo na’t pity me award naman ang emote ng 12.5 million guy (12.5 million guy raw talaga, o! Hahahahaha!) na si Raymart Santiago. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Kahit na ang kanyang legal counsel na si Atty. Ferdinand Topacio ay hindi masyadong nagka-comment on his controversial client.

Why is that so?

Anyhow, the talented lawyer is going to have a respite from his demanding job and would be having a much-deserved vacation in the States soon.

Well, kung totoo o hindi ang controversial postings ni Clau sa kanyang Instagram account, we are not in any position to comment on it.

‘Yan siguro ang gut feeling niya, who are we to say otherwise or condemn her and accuse her of being demented?

Hayaan na lang natin siya since the woman is ostensibly experiencing stress of the most disturbing  order.

Ikaw man ang mapagdaanan ang mga pinagdaanan niya, hind ka ba mapapraning?

I just hope that Ms. Claudine would be able to surpass these problems that are coming her way.

She’s a good person, she deserves the kind of happiness that seems to elude her at the moment.

Huwag ka ng mag-comment Bubonika dahil mas napakapandidiri pa ang ugali mo’t pagmumukha sa mga ka-cheap-ang pinagsususulat mo kay Claudine, matronang nuknukan ng pagkaplastikada (matronang nuknukan ng pagkaplastikada raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!) sa ‘yong nauseating columns.

Yuck!Yuck!Yuck!

Magtinda ka na lang ng maruya (magtinda na lang daw ng maruya raw, o! Harharharharhar!) sa Parada, Valenzuela city at baka kumita ka pa gurangga. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Ayoko ng chakita na’y plastikada pa! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Babetchbetch, lola! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!