Natimbog sa kamalditahan!

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Nakarma raw ang maganda sana pero nuknukan ng kamalditahang aktres kaya ang expectation niyang for life na sila kuno ng kanyang gwa-ping at well-endowed (well-endowd daw talaga, o! Hahahahaha!) na papa ay hindi nag-materialize.

Ang feeling niya kasi she’s irreplaceable dahil wala na raw makahihigit pa sa kanyang ganda at talino at iba pang assets.

Is that soooooo? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Mag-ilusyon ba? Nakalimutan niyang ang pag-uugali ng isang tao, mapababae man o lalaki, ay higit na mahalaga lalo na’t kasalan na ang pinag-uusapan.

Anyway, shakira talaga ang ilung mujerada dahil ganon lang kadaling nagbabu ang papa niya for many a good year and all because of this young actress who’s not even half as intelligent as she purportedly is. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Akala niya’y sapat na ang pagiging articulate niya para magtagal sila ng kanyang papa na ang feeling niya’y head over heels in love sa kanya.

Again, mag-ilusyon ba? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, incompatibility raw ang ibinibigay na dahilan ng crayola to the max sa ngayong aktres ng kanilang unexpected parting of ways na magdyowa. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Unexpected parting of ways daw, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

Kesyo magkaiba raw ang pananaw nila sa buhay. ‘Yung aktor daw kasi ay cool and happy-go-lucky and kind of immature, whereas his girlfriend happens to be more focused with everything she does and more sophisticated in her outlook in life.

Simple stated, individual differences suppo-sedly ang culprit kung bakit finally ay nagbabu na sila sa isa’t isa. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Is that so, Bubonika?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Well, ang sabi, na-realize raw ng aktor na there’s life after this domineering woman who’s been hopelessly poiled by her grandma who adores her inordinately.

Kaya naman desidido raw i-pursue ang panliligaw niya sa bago niyang lady love na ‘di hamak namang easy to get along with at walang mga nakaririnding ilusyon at pantasya.

Anyway, halos panawan daw ng ulirat ang ilung girlalu nang mapatunayan niyang totoo palang pinormahan ng kanyang papa ang demure at ma-appeal na young actress na nakasama niya sa isang fantaserye.

Delusional daw kasi ang pata tim na aktres kaya nawalan ng gana ang young actor sa kanya.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

At any rate, ang hurting pa, ang feeling ng laki-patang aktres ay feel na feel siya ng kanyang hilaw na mother-in-law. Ang hindi niya alam, lihim na nagdiriwang dahil sa nakaririnding mga kaganapan sa pagitan ng kanyang anak at hilaw na daughter-in-law.

How so very pathetic!

Sa isang anggulo naman, how true na iritada rin daw ang young actress na dahilan ng parting of ways ng magdyowa dahil while she was vacationing abroad, nakipagchorvahan naman daw ang kanyang papable boyfriend sa seksi at gandarang leading lady sa isang fantaserye.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Things are indeed becoming grossly complicated. Hakhakhakhakhakhak!

‘Yun na!

DA POSSESSED RAKES IN 17 MILLION ON ITS FIRST DAY OF SHOWING

The Vhong Navarro starrer Da Possessed that’s a co-production venture of Star Cinema and Regal films was able to rake in 17 million when it opened last April 19, Black Saturday, in some cinemas all over the country.

The mo-vie has successfully combined elements of horror and comedy in one movie, ma-king it a palpably unique viewing experience.

Directed by Bb. Joyce Bernal, it tells the story of Ramon (Vhong Navarro) who fell in love with his comely lady boss Anna (Solenn Heussaff) and was eventually possessed by 3 revengeful souls.

Da Possessed also stars Joey Marquez, Smokey Manaloto, John Lapuz, Matet de Leon, Empoy Marquez, Beverly Salviejo among many others. The movie’s presently being shown in more than 130 cinemas nation- wide.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!