Tulo-laway ang kamachohan pero lihim na maricona!

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Hahahahahahahahaha! Ka-amuse naman ang eksena ng isang hunky-looking and acting TV personality na ‘to na pantasya before ng mga maricona. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Sa totoo lang, marami ang fascinated talaga sa kanyang appealing machismo, along with his riveting intelligence and deeply resonant voice. Hahahahahahahahaha!

But for some highly baffling reasons, women seemed not to be one of his priorities.

Inasmuch as there were truckloads of good-looking females at the network he was working for, no one appeared to have him fascinated or ensnared. Hahahahahahahaha!

Kahit ang kanyang private life ay nananatiling private.

He was not much into socializing and would only acquisce when it had some bearings on his job.

So, unti-unti, nagtatakang tunay ang mga nakakasama niya sa network kung bakit masyado yatang pihikan si kuya.

Pihikan daw si Kuya, o! Harharharharharhar!

Kahit pala sa subdivision na tinitirhan nito somewhere in the North side of the world (north side of the world daw, o! Hahahahahahahaha! ‘Yun pala, somewhere in Bulacan lang ever. Hahahahaha!), his life has remained a baffling occurrence since, like I said, he’s a most private person.

Private person daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

Pero habang nagtatagal, napupuna ng kanyang mga ‘business associates’ ang mga swishy-swashy movements niya off-cam, along with his finicky ways when it comes to the food that he’d like to eat and the clothes that he favored as well.

Nagka-apiran na lang ang mga boys na dalahira (boys na dalahira raw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhak!) nang finally ay magetlag nila ang true identity ni ‘papa’.

Kaya pala deadma or indifferent sa girlalu ang balbonic na bida natin ay dahil sa lalake ang kanyang hanap.

Lalake raw ang hanap, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

IRMA ADLAWAN IS EDNA!

Nakatutuwa namang ang fave actor naming si Ronnie Lazaro ay isang indie director na pala sa ngayon.

And for his directorial debut, he tackles the struggles and pains of Overseas Filipino Workers as chronicled in the film Edna that’s sensitively portrayed by seasoned actress Irma Adlawan.

The film paints a colored opening but progresses in a monochromatic tone to signify that hopeful beginnings don’t always necessarily lead to beautiful endings.

Produced by Artiste Entertainment Works International, Inc. that’s being manned by Mr. Anthony Gedang, the man behind some classic indie films like Ataul For Rent, Casa among many others.

Anyway, the movie Edna is going to bring us into a totally different world that other indie films have failed to explore.

Intelligently written, sensitively acted and photographed craftically by Larry Manda from the inspired screenplay of Lallie Bucoy and brisk editing of Clang Sison.

Maliban kina Ronnie at Irma Adlawan, kasama rin sa pelikula ang mahusay na indie actor na si Kiko Matos, along with Nicco Manalo, Sue Prado, Frances Makil, Mara Marasigan and Micko Laurente.

Naipadala na nila ang finished print sa Cannes film festival at hinihintay na lang nila ang magiging resulta.

Nevertheless, Mr. Gedang believes that they have a good product and has some high hopes of it being received warmly in the many international film festivals that he envisions to become a part of.

Fabulous!