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ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
Palihim na iritada raw ang retokadang si Sarah Geronimo (she should be thankful that enhancements are in vogue these days for if not, she would have been too plain looking, no one would be interes- ted to take a look at her too plebeian physiognomy..Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Yuck!) sa tuwing tinatanong ng press ang real score sa kanilang dalawa ni Matteo Guidicelli.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What right has she got to get mad?
She’s a public property, right? And everything that she’s enjoying right this very minute, she owes it to her job as an actress/singer.
Kung hindi siya napasok sa show business, sino naman kaya ang magkakainteres sa hitsura niyang walang arrive at ilong na pagkalapad-lapad?(Yuck! Hahahahahahahahaha!)
Pero ilusyunada na nga ang babaeng gustong kalbuhin ang sarili dahil sa tindi nang pagkairita sa ermats niyang domineering at numero unong atribida. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hayan at shakira sa kanyang ilusyon ang working press na na-invite sa pinakabago niyang endorsement dahil mum is the word nga ang kanyang drama kapag natatanong sa real score ng kanilang relasyon ni Matteo. Hakhakhakhakhak
Mag-ilusyon ba?
Pasalamat ka at nauso ang gluta injection for if not, balugang gala kang tunay, ning. Hahahahahaha!
Ayaw ni Salve Asis nang ganyan! Harharharharharhar!
Kaya Sarita, huwag kang masyadong mag-attitude dahil shaky na ang career mo, ning.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
For one, you’re not that young anymore and show business is veritably swarming with young people these days who are equally promising.
Ikaw, namimili ka ng leading men. Sina Kim Chiu and company, kumikita ng daang milyones ang pelikkula without being paired off with the hottest leading man of the hour.
Kaya behave ka, huh?
Baka ang ending, kasama kang magtinda ng ograng si Fermi Chakita sa Parada, Valenzuela city ng mga maruya at iba pang kakanin. Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!
Yuck!
Beware!
And speaking of Kim, palabas na ang Ikaw Lamang, ang kanilang all-star cast epic soap ni Coco Martin under Dreamscape production tonight (March 10) sa Primetime Bida ng ABS CBN.
Bongga ang cast nito na kinabibilangan nina Ronaldo Valdez, Tirso Cruz III, Cherie Gil, Cherie Pie Picache, John Estrada, Angel Aquino, Daria Ramirez, Meryl Soriano, Spanky Manikan, at Lester Lansang.
The soap is under the competent direction of Malou Sevilla at Avel Sunpongco.
NAKAKUHA RIN NG KANYANG KA-MATCH!
This early, marami na ang kinikilig with intense anticipation sa tandem nina Julia Barretto at Enri- que Gil sa soon to detonate soap on primetime television na Mira Bella under Dreamscape Production.
Honestly, I was so impressed with the soap that’s laced with a modicum of fantasy.
Predictably so, Enrique Gil’s acting is competence personified as he delineates the role of a blind young man who’s smitten with Mira Bella’s charm with aplomb.
Totoo ka, this appealing young man has finally found his equal or perfect match in Julia Barretto who’s not only a beauty but is indubitably promising at the acting department.
Bilang Mira Bella, cool na cool ang kanyang atake sa kanyang role at lagi na’y mapaghahahalata mong she’s very much in control of her emotion, apart from the fact that she photographs in a haunting manner off cam.
Sa totoo, bagay na bagay talaga sila ni Enrique who is so good looking, he makes a dud out of ordinary-looking women. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Corrected by!
SILA ANG GURANG HINDI SI ANNE
Hahahahahaha! Nakatatawa naman ang ilang netizens na masyadong vitriolic at uncouth ang birada kay Anne Curtis, ang pinakasariwang Dyesebel sa balat ng lupa.
Pinakasariwang Dyesebel daw sa balat ng lupa, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Late 20s na nga siguro si Anne but she looks a lot younger than her biological age.
Sa totoo lang!
Manigas kayo mga inggitera!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
