Kawawang Deniece, pati vaginal discharge ay iniintriga!

‘Yan ang mahirap kapag branded ka ng nega. Lahat na lang yatang aspeto ng iyong pagkatao ay paglalaruan ng working press. Nakaiirita namang tunay ang latest bulletin on Deniece Cornejo kung saan pati discharge supposedly sa focal point ng kanyang pagkakababae na smelling somewhat fishy because she once was afflicted with bacterial vaginosis ay buong ningning na nasusulat. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Ang ending, pagkasama-sama na tuloy ng impression nang nakararami sa chick na ‘to kahit na blown out of proportion lang naman ang ilang aspeto ng kanyang buhay na nasusulat.

Funny but somewhat irritating naman on the side. Harharharharharhar!

Ang alam kung nagkakaroon ng ganyang ailment ay mga babaeng into the ‘flesh’ trade. One thing na hindi naman yata ginagawa ni Ms. Cornejo since ‘PR’ girl lang naman yata siya at never namang nag-indulge into the so called flesh trade. Hahahahahahahaha!

Tunay namang embarrassing at nakahihiyang mapabalitang afflicted ka na with this ailment when you’re still single and young.

How infinitely gross!

Yuck!yuck!yuck!

Dios mio perdon! Kawawang babae. Dahil sa involvement niya kay Cedric Lee na negang-nega ang dating lately, pati siya na sa tingin nami’y victim of circumstances lang ay sobrang nababahiran ng kanegahan.

Poor young lady. It appears as if she has ignominiously chosen the wrong path.

Tipong in her ardent desire to really go places, she has committed the greatest blunder of associating with the so called local ‘thugs’ (local thugs raw, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) and people with questionable character and identity.

Still on Cedric Lee and Deniece, officially ay resigned na pala bilang kanilang lawyer si Atty. Raymond Fortun. The famed lawyer was interviewed last night at Aquino & Abunda tonight at ABS CBN and he said that he was indeed no longer the legal counsel of the controversial duo.

“I lost faith in my ability to help them,’ was his succinct answer when prodded about the issue.

Oh, well, kahit na sino pang magaling na lawyer ay mahihirapan naman talagang ilusot ang dalawa sa kasong sa kanila’y isinampa.

Negang-nega na kasi ang dating nila kaya mahihirapan ang sinumang magaling na legal counsel na sila’y ipagtanggol sa pre-conceived notion ng publiko.

‘Yun na!

TOUCHING ANG GOOD BREEDING NI DENISE LAUREL!

We are not formally introduced and I don’t think she knows me well but Denise Laurel is, categorically speaking, the epitome’ of good breeding and sweetness.

Sa tinagal-tagal ko na sa industriyang ito, I have yet to meet someone as good-natured and as sweet as she veritably is.

Sa totoo, ang ganda-ganda ng aura na ini-exude ni Denise, no wonder, somewhat bothered siya with some people’s misconception that she is Deniece, the controversial woman in Vhong Navarro’s life.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Napuna ko rin ang kanyang caring attitude nang yumuko siya nang konti para maging magsing-height kami when I requested her for a photograph since she was wearing very high, high-heeled shoes as is the current vogue in most women of today.

Anyway, quite apprehensive si Denise sa similarity ng tunog ng name niya with the current femme fatale of the season Deniece Cornejo. Hahahahahahaha!

Magkasing-tunog nga naman ang pagbigkas ng kanilang pangalan and some people tend to get confused.

At any rate, ang layo naman ng kanilang personalidad dahil vampy ang dating ng babaeng minsa’y pinantasya ni Vhong Navarro, whereas sweet and accommodating naman si Denise at parang wala siyang mean streak sa kanyang system.

Anyhow, medyo naiiba sa martir na role niya sa afternoon soap ng ABS CBN na Anna Liza ang role niya sa latest offering ng Regal films na Third Eye right after the success of the movie outfit’s team-up witha Star Cinema, Pagpag.

Dahil baog ang character ni Carla Abellana, napilitang hanapin ng character ni Ejay falcon (Jimmy) ang magka-anak sa character naman ni Denise (Janet).

Kung papano magkakasala-salabat ang characters nina Carla at Denise with the supernatural beings delineated with aplomb by the hunky Alex Vincent Medina and Camille Prats is the crux of the story of

Third Eye that’s slated to detonate in cinemas all over the country on February 26.

This one’s under the competent direction of writer/director Aloy Adlawan.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.