Crispy Chakita, gustong nang mabaliw!

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Hahahahahaha! How Crispy Chakita is now almost losing her head. Hahahahahahaha!

Ikaw ba naman ang naikot mo na halos ang lahat ng timeslots on national television pero hindi ka na talaga kinakagat ng publiko. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

To date, daily na ang Police Chorva pero ni katiting na feedbacks, be it good or bad, ay wala as in totally was! Hahahahahahaha!

Pa’no kasi, positibo ang reaction ng televiewers kapag si Raymond G. at ang kanyang mga stimulating co-hosts ang esekolang naka-focus on cam pero biglang nangungulimlim ang panginorin (biglang nangungulimlim daw ang panginorin, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!) once na mapunta na ang camera kina Fermi Cha-kita, da guranggang matrona with the rat faced chorva. Harharharharharharhar!

Ayokooooooh! I’m sooooo scared!

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Maglako ka na lang kasi ng patola (di ba like mo ang mga big chorva? Hahahahahaha!) sa Parada, Valenzuela City. Tutal naman feel mo ang mga elongated eklaboom ever. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Manigas ka, lolang okrayista!

“IKAW LAMANG” FULL TRAILER, MAPANONOOD NA NGAYONG VALENTINE’S DAY!

Ang full trailer ng tinaguriang Master Drama Series ng ABS-CBN, ang Ikaw Lamang, ay mapapanonood na ngayong Friday sa Primetime Bida ng ABS-CBN. Ito ang Valentine treat ng ABS-CBN at Dreamscape para sa mga loyal Kapamilya.

Ang Ikaw Lamang ang pinag-uusapang “once in a lifetime TV event” dahil sa pagsasama ng Prinsesa at Hari ng Teleserye na sina Kim Chiu at Coco Martin. Kasama rin dito sina Julia Montes at Jake Cuenca.

Isang “timeless love story” nina Samuel at Isabelle ang Ikaw Lamang.

Kasama rin sa cast ang mga batikang aktor na sina John Estrada, Tirso Cruz III, Ronaldo Valdez, at ang mga award-winning actresses Cherry Pie Picache, Cherie Gil, Angel Aquino at Daria Ramirez.

Hindi mapasusubalian ang husay ng mga child actors na sina Zaijian Jaranilla, Xyriel Manabat, Alyanna Angeles at Louise Abuel. Sa direksyon nina Malu Sevilla at Avel Sunpongco, nakatakdang ipalabas ito ngayong Marso sa Primetime Bida.

HIYANG SA RETOKE

She’s a minor sensation at the net particularly because of her ‘devouring’ attitude with men.

Imagine, she has a series of photographs at the net wherein she’s being seen kissing torridly with different men. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Now, after seeing her original picture, I began to comprehend why she appears to have this ‘devouring’ attitude with attractive men. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Dati pala’y napaka-plain-looking ng chick na ‘to, kind of flat-chested (hitsura ng bakla… Hahahaha!) and the butt is kind of flat. Hahahahahahahahaha!

But now after undergoing two nose jobs, along with some butt enhancement and boob job, hitsura ng diyosa. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Kaya naman tinitikman niya ang mga notang, I mean, ombre pala, (Hahahahahahahahahaha!) na deadma sa kanya when she was too pedestrian-looking for their exquisite taste with women. Harharharharhar!

Ellen Adarna, ikaw ba talaga ‘yan? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

TONI GONZAGA AT HER PRIME

She is said not to be your ideal movie star. That she looks plebeian as compared to the more exquisitely molded actresses that we have in our midst but Toni Gonzaga is definitely one of the hottest actresses in the country today.

To say that she’s plain looking would also be an exaggeration for she projects beauty in a totally different light or dimension. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Hayan at well-followed ang kanilang Home Sweetie Home ni John Lloyd Cruz on a Sunday eve at isa ito sa rating comedy shows ng ABS CBN, along with Banana Split, Banana Nite, LUV U and Goin’ Bulilit.

Palabas na rin nga pala ngayon in cinemas all over the country ang second team-up nila ni Piolo Pascual, ang Starting Over Again under Star Cinema under the competent direction of Olivia Lamasan.

The movie also stars scintillating Iza Calzado, Joross Gamboa, Bryan Santos, Beauty Gonzales, Cai Cortez, and Edgar Allan Guzman.

Kita-kits!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!