Kabogera ang beauty ni Deniece!

Hahahahahaha! There is no doubt that Heart Evangelista is one classy dame.

Her bearing, along with her riveting kind of beauty, is definitely outstanding, not to mention the salient fact that her tongue is basically cultured and educated.

But lately, in one of the recent episodes of Startalk, she was but definitely upstaged by the sizzling presence of the woman of the hour Deniece Cornejo. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Hindi kasi agaw-eksena ang personality ni Heart.

Siya ba ‘yung tipong secure sa kanyang endowments at capabilities at never na-insecure kaninuman.

Ang kaso, iba ang arrive nitong bagong Linda Lovelace (bagong Linda Lovelace raw talaga ng ba-yan, o! Hahahahaha!) ng ba-yan.

Maliban sa agaw-eksena ang kanyang timorously throaty voice na talaga namang sexy ang dating, napaka-cinematic pa ng kanyang retokadang (supposedly ha? Hahahahahahahaha!) pagmumukha na combination ng sex appeal noon nina Mikey Ferriols (during her early days in the business), Zsa Zsa Padilla (when she was still working for the defunct Seiko films) and Nina Sara (the celebrated rape victim wayback during the late 80s … Hahahahahahaha!).

Kaya dapat siguro’y magdagdag naman ng konting flesh si Heart dahil kapag napatatabi siya sa mga voluptuous belles tulad ni Deniece, nagmumukha siyang anorexic. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

EPEKTO NG CLIMATE CHANGE, TATALAKAYIN NG BOTTOMLINE

Tatalakayin ng The Bottomline With Boy Abunda ngayong Sabado (Pebrero 8) ang lumalalang kaso ng climate change sa Pilipinas at ang koneksiyon nito sa sunod-sunod na kalamidad na naganap noong nakaraang taon. Makakasama ng Asia’s King of Talk Boy Abunda sa napapanahong diskusyon tungkol sa mabilis na pagbabago ng klima sa bansa sina National Disaster Risk Reduction and Management Council (NDRRMC) executive director Usec Eduardo del Rosario, Climate Change Comission (CCC) Sec. Lucille Sering, Pro- ject NOAH director Dr. Mahar Lagmay, at Philippine Atmospheric, Geophysical and Astronomical Services Administration (PAGASA) climate data section chief Dr. Rosalina de Guzman. Ano ang mga dapat gawin ng gobyerno upang maiwasan ang tuluyang pagkasira ng kalikasan dulot ng global warming? Naniniwala ba sila na climate change ang magiging dahilan ng kinatatakutang paggunaw ng mundo? Makialam sa usaping panlipunan at huwag palampasin ang Best Development – Oriented Talk Show ng 2014 UPLB Gandingan Awards na The Bottomline With Boy Abunda ngayon Sabado, pagkatapos ng Banana Split. Para sa karagdagang updates, mag-log on sa www.abs-cbn.com o sundan ang @abscbndotcom sa Twitter.

RICHARD YAP’S GOOD KARMA!

Maraming sikat na personalidad ngayon sa showbizlandia pero kokonti lang ang tulad ng simpatikong si Richard Yap of the toprating morning soap na Be Careful with My Heart na talaga namang marunong magbalik sa entertainment press sa biyayang sa kanya’y dumarating.

A couple of days ago, nagpa-thanksgiving presscon si Ser Chief sa kanyang newly acquired Wangfu Chinese resto that’s strategically situated along Tomas Morato at talaga namang sandamakmak ang giveaways na kanyang pinamigay.

Well, in this business, if you know how to share your blessings, all the more that you’ll be blessed. Kita n’yo naman, on its second year na ang soap nila ni Jodi Sta. Maria, ang Be Careful with My Heart, but it still is doing great!

Truth to tell, baka ito raw ang maging millennium version ng John & Marsha nina Dolphy at Nida Blanca. Oo nga naman.

Kung mabait kasi ang isang tao at marunong mag-share ng kanyang blessings, chances are he’ll be tremendously blessed.

Dapat lang!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.