Pati noselift ay nakalkal!

Hahahahahahaha! How uproariously funny.

Dahil siya ang woman of the hour, lahat ng aspeto ng pagkatao ni Deniece Milinette Cornejo ay paboritong pag-usapan ng sanlibutan.

Paboritong pag-usapan ng sanlibutan daw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Truth to tell, pati retoke ng kanyang ilong ay nabukalkal at tinutukan sa internet.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

May drama pa silang before and after chorva. Hahahahahahahaha!

At sight na sight doon ang discrepancy ng kanyang ilong bago at after na magawa ang kanyang nose job. Hakhakhakhakhakhak!

No wonder, kaya naman pala hindi impressed sa kanya ang show business ay dahil hindi naman siya  kagandahan before.

Di raw kagandahan before, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

For one, her nose has become well-sculpted now and well contoured and no longer pug-nosed.

Sa mga old pics nga naman, medyo taba-chingching siya at malaman at may gap ang ngipin (may gap daw ang ngipin, o! Hakhakhakhak!) pero ngayon ay super slim na ang dating at tangosera na ang nosing. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

And as to be expected, she’s now the target of the most maligning bit of gossip. Hahahahahaha!

Okray, di ba naman?

Hayan at kumakalat pa ang bali-balitang betcha by golly wow raw siya ng isang Billionaire from the Ilocos Region and the guy allegedly owned the spanking condo unit that she’s staying right this very moment.

To top it all, Cedric’s allegation that they are no longer committed to each other is not purportedly true. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ano ba ‘yan?

Anynay, ang latest update sa dalawa, nagpa-book na raw sa PAL for a flight to Singapore on February 6.

Ang say naman ng mga intrigera, baka raw magha-honeymoon doon ever. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yan ba ang walang relasyon?

Kalurky! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Malaysia and Pakistan, ‘yun na!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

BUNGALYA, SUPER ACTIVE

NA NAMAN SA HARANGAN!

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Predictably so, nagtagumpay na naman si Pangitelyang Bubonika na maharangan kami ni Peter L. sa TV5.

Bagoooooo? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Ganyan naman talaga kung dumiskarte ang ngetpalites na gurangski, very Bulong Halimaw of G MA. Hahahahahahaha!

As if naman we still are affected. Hakhak-hakhakhak!

Humal na matandang chaka, you can do some highly repugnant things to hamper or derail the growth of our showbiz career but only to a point.

You greedy faggish old woman will never succeed.

The mere fact that your Police Chorva is now fast becoming the show to shun away from primarily because of your repugnant persona (repugnant persona raw, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) only confirms the fact that you’re indeed hopelessly passe’ and despicable.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Look at what’s happening to your Police Chorva show (Hahahahahahahahahaha!) hayan at napunta na naman sa afternoon slot but to no avail. Lost in the dark pa rin.

Lost in the dark pa rin daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Ang hindi nila alam, ang solusyon ay tigbakin ka sa show dahil you’re comparable to a blight or a pestilence.

A blight or a pestilence raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

But it’s okay. Pasasaan ba’t matitigokski ka rin lalo na’t parang salong bola kang itinatapon kung saan-saan ng network. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Kung bakit kasi osla na, nagpipilit pa. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Osla na raw pero nagpipilit pa, o! Harharharharharhar!

Yuck!

HUMAHATAW SI MEG IMPERIAL

Marami ang nakapupuna lately na ibang-iba na raw ang aura ni Meg Imperial.

Kung dati-rati’y medyo chubby at parang walang glow, lately she has become more comely than ever.

More comely than ever daw, o! Harharharharhar!

Hindi pa man, pinakaaabangan na ang kanilang project nina Ellen Adarna at JC de Vera titled Moon of Desire sa ABS CBN apart from her project with Echo Rosales and Andi Eigenmann.

Tunay ka, when it rains, it indubitably pours.

So happy for this protegee of Ms. Claire dela Fuente who’s career is very much on the upswing these days.

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at [email protected] and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.