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Kung in the not-so-distant past ay most critical ang busalsal ang kailungang radio and TV persona- lity na ‘to kay Ms. Claudine Barretto at wala na siyang ginawa kundi sira-siraan sa kanyang cheaply written columns ang aktres, nahambal ang sanlibutan (nahambal daw ang sanlibutan, o! Hakhakhakhak!) nang biglang dinila (dinila raw talaga, o! Harharharhar! how gross!) na naman ng chabokanic gurangski ang mga yosi-kadiring panlalait niya, minsang napasyalan lang ito ni Atty. Ferdinand Topacio sa kanyang rating-less at devoid of ad placements na radio show na batian from beginning to end.
Batian from beginning to end daw, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!
Magkanoooooooh?
Knowing this raging virago of a woman to be grossly money-oriented, I have this hunch that the good- natured lawyer had given her some money last Christmas.
At hindi 2k or 5k lang, huh?
I should know!
Bagoooooooooh? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Suffice to say, even Ms. Clau’s avid followers are indeed ‘mystified’ with the sudden change of heart of this money-oriented matron.
Money-oriented matron daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Come to think of it, this grossly pretentious old woman’s column mutely shows her off-cam ignomi- nious activities.
Off-cam ignominious activities raw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!
Like I said earlier, even the avid fans of Ms. Clau had the biggest surprise of their lives when Bubonika had written glowingly about their idol. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ang kapal!
Over sa kapalllllllllllll!
Yuck!
Bago?
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Ever since naman, this scheming, faggish-looking matrona would inordinately make use of her columns to ‘extort’ money from showbiz people.
Ugali na talaga ng balyenang ito ang mangotong sa mga personalidad na gibsona galore naman siyempre dahil aware sila na kapag hindi sila give ay aaraw-arawin o isi-series sila ng kabalangic (kabala- ngic daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!) na matronang ito na dati-rati’y idina-down perpetually si Clau para iangat o puri-purihin sina Raymart Santiago at Gretta B.
Hahahahahahahahaha!
Kay Fermi Chakelya pa rin, it appears that their showbiz oriented talk show Police Chorva is no long -er being talked-about lately. Say nga ng BFF naming si Peter L., Washington DC na raw pagkabanggit sa namezung ng lomodic lola kapag pina-plug ito sa ere. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Well, it’s more than about time that the people behind it gets to realize what a big liability old Chakelya is to the show. Hahahahahahahaha!
That her ignominious presence is one of the major reasons why it’s being shunned away from by the great majority. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yuck!yuck!yuck!
Ayaw ni Pokie nang ganyan. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Anyhow, it’s high time that this old humal (humal daw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhakhak!) and diabolic creature should tone down her food intake primarily for health reasons.
Primarily for health reasons raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Bakit nga pala hindi sila lumipat ni Bulong Halimaw, another gory-looking and cheap, money-oriented matrona from GMA, sa Animal Planet?
I guess the network fits them to a T!
At least doon, they’re in good company since most of the creatures they’ll have to interact with are animals. Harharharharharhar!
‘Yun na!
How so very amusing evah! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
LALONG GUMAGANDA
AS TIME GOES BY!
Marami ang nakapupuna how Kim Chiu is fast becoming a looker these days.
Sa trailer na lang ng Bride for Rent under Star Cinema na showing na in cinemas all over the coun-try on January 15, obvious na ang kanyang innate sex appeal.
No wonder, talagang pinipilahan ang bawat pelikulang gawin niya lately tulad nung last movie niya with Xian Lim na talaga namang tumabo nang husto sa takilya at naging veritable blockbuster.
In a way, Kim and Xian have found their niche in the sun.
Oo nga’t click sila sa mga soap operas on TV pero sa pelikula ay mas feel ng publiko ang medyo wacky and zany roles na ibinibigay sa kanila ng Star Cinema.
Sa Bride for Rent, plus factor ang presence ni Ms. Pilita Corrales na gumaganap bilang grandma ni Xian na ibibigay lang ang mana nito in the event that he gets married.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Do watch for it on January 15 in cinemas near you.
Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at [email protected] and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.
And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
