Ibang klase ang arrive!

Honestly, we were riveted or glued to the big screen of Premier Cinema of MOA the night the Viva films and Scenema Concept-produced movie Boy Golden had its premier showing. Breath-taking ang movie at revelation ang daughter ni Megastar Sharon Cuneta na si KC Concepcion sa kanyang wonderfully choreographed dance numbers at breath-taking fight scenes na talaga namang naka- bibilib panoorin. Hahahahahahahaha! No wonder, apart from the fabulous talent fee, (she was handsome compensated so we were told) Kaya naman pala yes kaagad siAte KC ay dahil sa role of a lifetime ang napunta sa kanya and very meaty and challenging as well. In all honesty, hindi selfish na leading man itong si Gov. ER Ejercito na one of the best persona- lities in the business of late. Ang kokontra, magiging dead ringer ni Bubonika Lapida. Hahahahahahahahaha! Sa totoo, ni katiting na insecurity ay wala sa kanyang sistema, oks lang sa kanyang bigyan ng mara- ming acting highlights ang kanyang leading-lady na si KC Concepcion. Anyway, Boy Golden has everything for everyone. Labis na ikinagulat namin ang directorial prowess ni Direk Chito sa movie na ‘to na tunay namang naiiba as compared to the other movies that he did in the past. Classic para sa amin ang confrontation scene sa loob ng kulungan nina Gov. ER at John Estrada. Bukod sa acting ability na ipinakita ni Gov. ER, he was able to showcase also how a man in his 5th decade could possibly look good and could even upstage a man who’s a lot younger than he is. John Estrada might be dashingly handsome and virile but he appears to have ignored his gift of a handsome face. At his age, he’s already prematurely lined, especially so on the forehead area, and is very much de- void of freshness. Gov. ER, on the other hand, projects youth and freshness and is a lot better looking now that he’s already in his fifth decade. Kay Gov. ER pa rin, he’s definitely one of the kindest and most generous personalities in the busi- ness these days. You’ll really fall in love with his Erap-inspired kind of generosity na bibihira nang matagpuan sa ngayon sa industriya. Thank you, Governor ER and for everything that you basically stand and believe for. The entertainment press are one in wishing that you become a veritable success this Yuletide season by way of your movie Boy Golden.

AYAW MATULOG ANG GABI NG CHABOKANIC NA BULONG HALIMAW!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Bulong Halimaw is back! Halhal na naman ang kanyang nagsa-sag ng mga panga (nagsa-sag na raw na mga panga, o! Hahahahaha!) sa kabubulong na huwag kaming maimbitahan sa mga chapacolang presscons na hawak niya. Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak! Honestly, I don’t understand why the gross repugnance that she feels for us when we are not doing anything bad or repulsive. Considering that she has everything (a flourishing hosting career on national television, huge sa- vings in the bank, among other blessings), this lomodic chaka seems not to be in the least bit contented. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Palibhasa’y lomod na ngetpalites ala-Bubonika Kapalistik Pa (Bubonika Kapalistik Pa raw, o! Harhar- harharhar!), bobita bumblebee pa, no man is interested to be her mate. Hahahahahahahahaha! With that repugnant kind of face and obese body, not to mention her deplorably cheap bearings, no man would definitely achieve an erection. Hakhakhakhakhak! Honestly, mamatay ka sa inggit, gurang na chaka at tamulmol! Harharharharhar! ‘Aanhin mo nga naman ang sandamukal na anda kung mukha ka namang demonya? Hahahahahahahahahaha! Mukha raw demonya, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha! Kebs! Go to hell at du’n ka magdyakol-bate. Hakhakhakhakhak! Du’n daw magdyakol-bate, o! Harharharharhar!

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Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.