Di raw carry ang kargada!

Hahahahahahahahaha! So nakatatawa naman ang intriga sa isang sikat na box-office director. Imagine, mukhang hindi raw siya hiyang sa kargada ng bago niyang papa na masyado raw eskalera ang laki kaya parang hirap siyang makipag-make love rito. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Overrrr! Mahilig daw kasing umupo sa pako si direk, kaso mo ‘di naman daw niya carry ang humongous dick ng bago niyang young na papa kaya pala-palagi siyang nagkakasakit. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Buti pa nga raw ‘yung dati dahil swabeng-swabe lang ang dating kaya feel na feel ni direk. Harharharharhar! No wonder, nagtagal sila nang mahabang panahon at kung hindi lang nakaisip mag-asawa si papa, baka sila pa rin ang magka-chorva. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Pero itong bago, mukhang hindi aabutin nang ganon katagal. Parang humihilab daw kasi ang tiyanetch ni directed by sa tuwing siya’y ipe-penetrate ng kanyang bagong papa. Hahahahahahahahahaha! ‘Yun na!

GRABE ANG MGA PASABOG!

I honestly don’t know who’s backing this former maid of cotton who’s making some really shocking expose’ on this popular and controversial radio and TV personality. Imagine, a lot of people were repulsed with what she said regarding her former lady employer. Meron daw lovers na sa bahay pa raw nila pinatutuloy. ‘Yung isa raw ay Monday thru Friday, whereas the other one was a visitor every 15 days. Marami pa actually siyang pinagsasabi sa rati niyang employer pero parang deadma lang sa kanya. I wonder why. Baka naman ayaw niyang i-glorify ang mga pinagsasasabi ng maid of cotton dahil baka lalo pang lumala ang sitwasyon once na patulan niya ito. Well, I guess that attitude is perfectly right. If you ignore an issue, it’s bound to die a natural death. But the very moment you glorify it, then it becomes a veritable sensation. Tama nga ‘yung ganong attitude. Less talk, less mistakes. Dapat lang!

ESKALERA ANG BAGONG PROTEGEE NI MS. CLAIRE!

Never talagang tumitigil sa pagdiskubre ng mga bagong talents ang most enduring diva na si Ms. Claire dela Fuente. Hayan at alaga na naman pala niya ang Miss Grand International 3rd runner-up na si Ali Forbes sa beauty pageant na ginanap sa Bangkok, Thailand. According to Ms. Claire, she believes so much in her talent since she’s not only a beauty but inordinately talented as well. Papasok na raw sa show business at bibigyan niya ng sapat na guidance tulad ng kanyang ginawa kina Sam Pinto, Bela Padilla, Yam Concepcion, at marami pang iba. Good luck, my dear. You need not worry. You’re in good, competent hands.

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Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.