Material matrona!

Nakatatawa naman ang episode ng ageing sexy actress na ‘to na nang mapunang unti-unti nang nanlalamig ang kanyang papang businessman ay biglang naisipang isoga ang kanyang bagets na anak para raw hindi matigil ang pagbuhos ng anda. Hahahahahahahahaha!

In the not-so-distant past kasi, siya ang ‘the other woman’ ng datungerong papa. Pero dahil middle  age na nga and old age is fast catching up with her hitsurang well-maintained naman sana ang kanyang katawan, medyo lumamig na nga ang feelings ni Papang Rica-rica.

Ang ending, dahil material matrona (material matrona raw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!) ang mudra, she introduced her liberated daughter to her paramour. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Sosyal ‘di ba naman. Kumbaga, from the mother’s mouth to the daughter’s chorva. HahahahahahahahahaHA!

Anyhow, dahil liberated nga ang daughter, game agad ito sa idea ni mudra. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

For one, tumigil na nga siya sa pag-a-artista, she needed papa so that she’d be able to maintain her expensive lifestyle. Hakhakhakhakhak!

Kaysa nga naman mawala sa kanilang mag-ina ang maandang paparu, might as well na siya na lang ang pumalit sa kanyang ageing mudra. Praktikal, di ba naman?

‘Yun na!

Anyway, dahil sa bata pa at fertile, tesbun agad-agad si daughter kaya fulfilled si papa at happy naman si mudra. At least ay hindi natigil ang pagbalong ng kasaganaan courtesy of the filthy rich businessman.

‘Yun na! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

MARAMING KINAKABOG SI GERALD ANDERSON!

No matter how busy I am with my never-ending deadlines, I never fail to watch “Bukas Na Lang Kita Mamahalin” every night that features Ms. Dawn Zulueta, Tonton Gutierrez, Dina Bonnevie, Rayver Cruz, Cristine Reyes and Gerald Anderson.

Sa totoo, riveting ang flow ng story and once you get to watch it, you’re going to get hooked.

I was naturally sad when Cristine ended up with the character being essayed by Rayver Cruz (I do’t have the knack for memorizing names really …Hahahahahahahahahaha!) while Gerald is now languishing in jail with his kinky-haired friend.

Anyhow, the repugnant character of Ms. Dina Bonnevie continues to make life miserable for Cristine even if she happens to be a grandma already.

The beautiful Dawn Zulueta continues to find ways and means to have her son be exonerated from the crime he was slapped with but to no avail.

Anyhow, marami naman talagang mga ganitong kwento sa tunay na buhay na nagdurusa ang mga taong wala naman kasalanang maituturing.

Of course vindication is in order but how long would the character of Gerald suffer before exo-neration comes along?

Sa totoo, ang huhusay ng mga artista rito particularly sina Dawn, Cristine, Dina at Gerald.

Mereseng alas-onse na ng gabi ito natatapos, I just don’t have the heart to sleep without having to watch it.

Do watch it, I’m sure you too are going to find it a beautiful addiction. Hahahahahahahaha!

ORIG AT DI NANGGAGAYA!

Unfair naman paratangang nanggagaya raw ang tandem nina Daniel Padilla at Kathryn Bernardo sa sensational tandem nina Richard Yap at Jodi Sta. Maria of the perennial mega hit soap “Be Careful With Heart.”

Honestly, ang layo naman ng flow ng kwento dahil iba naman ang eksena nina Kathryn at Daniel sa mature love story nina Ser Chef at Maya.

Another thing, may sariling following din ang dalawang bagets compared sa sensational tandem nina Jodi at Richard.

Kidding aside, isa rin ang “Got to Believe” sa soaps na paborito namin panoorin dahil kom-pletos rekados rin ito with the pre-sence of Manilyn Reynes and Benjie Paras and Carmina Villaroel and Ian Veneracion.

Tawang-tawa ako sa mga eksena nina Manilyn at Benjie habang medyo emotionally affecting naman ang pang-o-okray ni Daniel kay Chi-chay (Kathryn).

To be honest about it, it’s a feel good soap that’s why I get it to like it so very much.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.