Feel nang maglaplapan! (Hahahahahahahahaha!)

Hahahahahahahahaha! Kung ang dalawang aktor na lead characters sa isang top-rating soap ang tatanungin, matagal na raw sana nilang trip gawin ang maseselang eksena sa kanilang well-followed soap. Ang kaso, hindi raw sila pinapa-yagan ng MTRCB.

Really? What’s wrong with two guys who are passionately in love with each other to kiss?

Kasalanan ba ‘yun?

Besides, late night na nai-air ang programa, most of the kids are already dozing off. Hahahahahaha!

Anyway, pang-iintriga naman ng mga vaklung, hindi raw kaya sumasakit na ang mga puson ng dalawang papa dahil masyadong pigil ang kanilang emosyon? Harharharharhar!

Sabi nga ni Juan Rodrigo in an interview, matagal na raw nilang ginawa ‘yan sa mga pelikula way back during the late 70s and early 80s, bakit ba 2013 na ay tinataasan pa ng kilay ang mga ganyang eksena? Hahahahahahahahahaha! How gross!

Hayaan na kasing gumawa ng chaste kiss ang dalawang male characters sa soap na ‘yan. Panahon pa ni Lito Pimentel way back during the 80s ay may mga ganyang eksena na, why should we hold it back now that we alreay are in the year 2013? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Enough na ang hipocrisy. It happens within our midst. It should not be considered a big deal specially so now that the world has become ultra-modern and a simple kissing between two consenting male adults should not be prevented.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!               “

MANAY LOLIT AT THE CROSSFIRE!

Walang takot si Manay Lolit Solis nang mag-guest sa DZBB AM radio kamakailan. She did not mince any word when she said that even Pnoy had supposedly received a big sum of money for his campaign fund from Janet Napoles way back when he was still a kongresista and even when he was already a senator.

Even the reigning DILG secretary Mar Roxas had purportedly benefitted from Napoles’ largess.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Hindi naman kataka-taka kung bakit nasa fighting form si Manay Lolit. Masyadong dina-down naman kasi ng iba riyan si papa Bong Revilla, hinting with such unadulterated malice and bravura that his Panday series was allegely produced by Napoles’ money, along with his other numerous business ventures.

Mantakin n’yo ba namang pati ang pag-birthday ni Papa Bong sa mga five-star hotels ay pinalalabas ng iba riyan na galing daw sa kadatu-ngan ni Napoles?

Over!

Siguro naman, Bong has been hardworking enough the past decade, he can very well afford to spend for his birthday in a five-star hotel.

Agree kami sa POV ni Manay Lolit na mabu-ting tao si Senator Bong and he has this innate feel for the poor and the needy.

Labs nga siya ng mga GAKAS dahil hindi siya mahilig mag-discriminate sa working press.

Wala namang ganyanan mga pare koy. Let’s maintain a modicum of objectivity.

Respetohin naman natin ang achievements ni Senator Bong at huwag namang lahat ay i-attribute sa largess ni Janet Napoles.

‘Yun lang!

Kay Manay naman, go! Show them all the reason why you become the highly revered and feared Lolit Solis of the movie industry. Hindi lang naman pera-pera ‘yan e. Dapat ay may puso ka rin para magtagal sa mundong ito.

And Manay Lolit has a big heart.

Harbatera nga siguro ang image niya sa industriya pero may mabuti siyang puso at very motherly unlike you know who.

Unlike you know who raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Yuck!

MOMZILLAS, NAKAAALIS

NG PROBLEMA!

Trailer palang ng Momzillas ng Diamond star na si Maricel Soriano at Comedy Empress na si Eugene Domingo ay nakawawala na ng problema. Hahahahahahahaha!

Hagalpakan talaga ng tawanan ang mga bata sa buhay sa tuwing ipinakikita ang trailer nito.

Totoo ka, wala pa rin kupas ang ningning ng diamond star at complimentary ito sa husay ni Ms. Eugene D. Hahahahahahahaha!

Riot ang sabunutan scene nila na napaka-realistic ang dating.

Kwela rin ‘yung nasa gubat na sila at kumakain si Maricel ng prutas at mauubos na raw ito para ipakita lang na marami pala si-yang nakatago sa kanyang red gown. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Okay talaga ang patalbugan ng dalawa kaya nakasisiguro na naman ng isang blockbuster movie ang Star Cinema.

To be honest, Momzilla has the elements of a comedy film that would rake in record-breaking box-office earnings when it opens on September 18, Wednesday.

Directed by Wenn Deramas, it also stars Billy Crawford and Andi Eigenmann.

Hahahahahahahaha! kaya pala na-link sila before ay dahil may pelikulang ginagawa.

Ang projection ng Star Cinema people ay makago-gross ito ng P380 million to P420 million by the end of its entire run in Philippine cinemas.

‘Yun na!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.