Hahahahahahahahahaha! Poor crispy chaka. Akala niya’y in pa siya, ‘yun pala’y super out na ever. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Que miserable usted! Hahahahahahahaha! Ang latest nga, nag-disappear na ang four fifteen seconders na ad placements nila sa Police Chorva dahil bukod sa chapacola ang rating, negative pa ang feedbacks sa hosting skills ni Bubonika. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Kung bakit kasi with all the money that …

Money makes the world go round but it’s the root of all evil as well. No wonder, biglang escape to victory ang daks na papa sa kanyang gandarang mama on the pretext that he purportedly got disillusioned with her mama’s involvement with this x-rated porno king when the truth is may bagong ‘biktima’ na naman pala na no match ang …

Impressive ang latest pics ng young actor na ‘to na minsa’y naging promising talaga ang showbiz career. Kung noo’y lampayatot (lampayatot daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahaha!) ang kanyang arrive, these days he seems to have found his Salvation Army in the arms of this good-natured director who loves to act as his surrogate dad. Some five or six years ago, this …

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! The lead actor in this fantaserye is purportedly not happy altogether with the overflowing reception that this hunky and better-endowed (hunky and better endowed daw, o! Hahahahaha) newcomer appears to be getting from the gay onlookers on the set of their fantaserye. Kung sa unang pagsasama nila ng kanyang gandarang leading lady ay nakatutok sa kanyang Italian bulge ang …

Favorite topic ngayon sa show business ang nakaiintrigang parting of ways ng dalawang personalidad na ito na months before ay tipong head over heels in love with each other. Dahil dito, ang second ‘honeymoon’ supposedly nila sa abroad with their immediate family circle in tow was suddenly aborted, all because of what the competent actor/host had supposedly discovered. Palibhasa’y born …

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Speechless ta-laga ang dating hunky actor na lately ay nag-diversify na into the chaotic world of politics. The not-so-young hunk find it grossly appalling that the lead actor of the soap he’s starring in who’s a lot older than he, is being considered as the one who’s younger and being treated as peers by most of their co-actors. Mga …

Karmatic talaga itong si Fermichaka. Kita n’yo naman, pati ang Police Chorva ng TV5 ay nadaramay. A veritable slap on her fat ugly face to know that the old Juicy was able to get 12 ad placements considering our status as non-entities supposedly, and an impressive rating of 6% (na ra-ting na nina Derek Ramsay at Ate Shawie), the show …

FABULOUS ang bahay ni Claudine Barretto sa Loyola Grand Villa kaya naman Peter, Papa Abs and I were kind of tongue-tied and speechless. Hahahahahahahaha! Pati nga ang mga kasamahan namin sa hanapbuhay na ka-join namin ay wala rin masabi sa kagandahan ng bahay ng aktres na tipong ayaw munang mag-invite ng negative vibes kaya she tried to focus solely on …

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Yosi-kadiri ta-laga si Bubonika. Imagine, 20 years palang nanghaharang sa amin ang chabokang ito kaya ni minsa’y hindi kami maimbita sa isang sikat na network. Over talaga ang kaplastikan ng ngetpalites na wrangler na ‘to who was very chummy and feeling maternal kuno in our presence but would stab you with such inordinate venom behind your back. Harharharharhar! Kuno-kuno’y …

Some two decades ago, he was admittedly the toast of Tinsel Town. And why not? He seemed to have it all – good looks, eloquence and the talent to make most women (and limpwristed men, too? Hahahahahahahahaha!) completely sated in bed. Indeed, he was versatility personified and had no qualms in delineating roles that would have him flashing (flashing daw …

Kaya pala hindi na visible these days ang young actor na ‘to na mahusay pa namang umarte ay dahil nasa rehab pa rin daw up to this writing. Sayang na sayang. Magaling pa namang umarte at may gandang lalaking lalong tumitindi ang dating the more you get to look at his appealing face. Some two or three years ago, lagi …

Hahahahahahahaha! Amusing ang mga bukeke lately ng richie-richie na ageing girlash na ‘to who deludes herself into the false belief that her character is beyond reproach. Hahahahahahahahaha! Kung manglait kasi sa kanyang younger sis ay para bang siya na ang bagong santa at wala siyang nagawang pagkakamali sa kanyang buhay. Hahahahahahahaha! Really? Mag-flashback nga tayo at ianalisa ang mga kapalpakang …

SHOW business is a bitch. Dito kapag di ka na masyadong in, mararanasan mo ang mga depressing episodes na ni sa hinagap ay hindi mo inisip na iyong mararanasan. Perfect example ang very classy lady na ‘to na a couple of years ago ay talaga naman humahataw ang showbiz career. But when she moved out of the stellar network she …

NAHAMBAL si Bubonika (Hahahahahahahahahaha! Is the end getting nearer, lolaska? Hahahahahahaha!) dahil bukod-tanging ang nganga queen daw ang kinausap ng TV5 executive na si Mr. Noel Lorenzana dahil sa lackluster ratings ng showbiz oriented program nitong Police Eklaboom. Hahahahahahahahaha! Wala naman daw kasi kina Raymond Gutierrez at Ms. Lucy Torres ang pagkakamali o kakulangan kundi kay Bubogski dahil wala raw …

How veritably amusing naman these dyed-in-the-wool Noranians who are commenting cavalierly to us at the net. Hayan at may mga figures pa silang ipinagkakalat na flop for all seasons raw ang Ekstra ni Queenstar Vilma Santos. Really? Is that so? Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Pity for these people who can’t accept the fact that inasmuch as Ms. Aunor happens to be a consum- …

Nakatatawa naman ang episode ng ageing sexy actress na ‘to na nang mapunang unti-unti nang nanlalamig ang kanyang papang businessman ay biglang naisipang isoga ang kanyang bagets na anak para raw hindi matigil ang pagbuhos ng anda. Hahahahahahahahaha! In the not-so-distant past kasi, siya ang ‘the other woman’ ng datungerong papa. Pero dahil middle  age na nga and old age …

THE world is now a-changing and yet this once very popular actress has remained hard-headed and delusional. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Hayan at binabagyo na ang ka-Maynilaan at kadalasa’y lubog na pero ang multi-awarded actress ay wala pa rin pagbabago ever. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Imagine, she’s already in her late-50s but her life has remained stagnant and no visible improvements whatsoever. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Momentarily, she’d be …

“Our first impulse upon hearing of the theft case filed against Ms. Claudine Barretto was to ignore it as nothing but an unintelligently obvious attempt on the part of Ms. Dessa Patilan to divert the issue from a qualified theft case filed against her over four months ago for attempting to spirit away from Ms. Barretto’s household millions worth of …

I’m sure si Chaka Kahn ang butata sa ngayon. Hahahahahahahahaaha! Feeling ng ngetpalites na wrangler ay maiisahan niya si Claudine Barretto at masa-shock kuno sa kanyang nayayanig na expose’. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Feeling ng mukhang aborigine na gurang ay mahahambal Claudine sa kanyang mga payanig. Bugok! Magtinda ka na lang ng itlog sa Parada, Valenzuela City at baka kumita ka pa. Hahahahahahaha! …

SOMETIME last year when his career was very much on the upswing, this young actor was the paradigm of braggadocio and teeming with self-confidence. ‘Yung girlfriend nga niyang maganda rin naman at handang magmartir sa kanya ay parang pinaglalaruan lang niya at kung laitin niya’y ganon na lang. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Admittedly, he was on top of the world then and was …

More than a year ago, megastar Sharon Cuneta truly felt veritably bad when her show was made to transfer to the Broadway studio to give way to Willie Revillame’s show. Unfortunately, Papa Wil’s show has become an abysmal flop and is repeatedly being clobbered up at the ratings by Eat Bulaga and It’s Showtime at Channel 2. As an after-effect, …

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Ceased fire muna sa pagbira kay Ms. Claudine Barretto ang isang nangangerang entertainment writer. Scared to the max ang beauty niya na ma-expose nang husto ang kanyang dela-dela (dela-dela raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!) episodes with men (carry n’yo ‘yun? Hahahahahahahahahaha!) and women and bisexuals alike. Harharharharhar! Mantakin mong chomo-chorva raw sa back ng car (chomo-chorva raw sa likod ng …

MAYBE this chinky-eyed character actor got carried away with the minor success that he’d been able to experience sometime last year when he became quite a sensation in the movies and television as well. Naging busy talaga siya kahit sa entablado at naging flavor of the season sa  indie films. Ang naging malaking setback talaga niya ay ang kanyang pagiging …

Hahahahahahahahaha! Kung ang dalawang aktor na lead characters sa isang top-rating soap ang tatanungin, matagal na raw sana nilang trip gawin ang maseselang eksena sa kanilang well-followed soap. Ang kaso, hindi raw sila pinapa-yagan ng MTRCB. Really? What’s wrong with two guys who are passionately in love with each other to kiss? Kasalanan ba ‘yun? Besides, late night na nai-air …