Maricel Soriano, dapat maging aware sa kanyang hitsura

What’s the matter with Maricel Soriano.

The way she looks these days, it appears that she is no longer caring about her physical appearance.

Nitong magpunta sila sa Divisoria for some reasons I don’t know, parang nagsasayaw-sayaw siya to the lilting beat of the song Boby, Body Dancer ba ‘yun?

‘Yung buhok niyang sabog-sabog, I perfectly understand. Masyadong mahangin.

Pero ang kanyang katawan, dios mio perdon!

Ano ba ‘yun? Parang wala nang korte at napakalaki ng kanyang tiyan!

My God! how gross! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Dapat naman siguro ay mag-diet si Maricel o magpa-lipo siya para mabawasan ang laki ng kanyang tiyan.

Distracting panoorin, sa totoo lang! Bwahahahahahaha!

‘Yun lang!

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And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong!

BANAT!
ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.