Saturday , December 28 2024

TEACHER and BOY

TEACHER: Anong mangyayari pag puputulin ang 1 mong tenga?

BOY: hihina po pandinig ko.

TEACHER: e kung dalawang tenga?

BOY: lalabo po paningin ko!

TEACHER: baket naman?

BOY: malalaglag po salamin ko.

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Rape Suspek

ATTY: Inday! Pwede mo bng idiscribe dito sa korte ang taong nang-rape sa ‘yo?

INDAY: Maitim, panot, tagyawatin, pango ilong at bungal…

SUSPEK: Sige! Mang-asar ka pa!

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