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NAG-REACT violently si Ion Perez dahil sa magkakasunod na bira ng netizens na siya raw ay isang “bakla” all because of his somewhat ‘demure’ photo on Instagram. Hahahahahahahaha!
Nag-mirror selfie kasi siya the other day (June 29) right after magpa-dye ng buhok sa isang salon. He was shown cross-legged while seated on a chair.
The expression on his face somewhat feminine and inviting. Hahahahahahaha!
At the comments section, lumabas ang impression ng mga ‘bakla’ that Ion is purportedly a closet queen. That pretty soon, he would be another BB Gandang Hari in the making.
Naturalmente, na-offend ang sensibilities ni Ion sa malisyosong espekulasyon ng netizens.
“Upong koreano bakla agad??? Mga ul*l hahahahaha,” ventured Ion.
Isa-isa rin sinagot ni Ion ang kanyang detractors.
Pahaging ng isang netizen, “Lutoooo naaaa ang adobo… wait! Konting paminta pa nga…”
“Paminta” is a gay lingo pertaining to a gay man who looks straight.
Ion answered heatedly, “Aba nakapagluto ka ng adobo?? Ubos na ba ang basura sa brgy n’yo? Hahahaha.”
Another netizen made a nasty commentary that Ion is purportedly the “next BB Gandanghari,” who was a former ‘90s matinee idol named Rustom Padilla.
Ion bitingly answered, “Kamuka mo aso mo!! Wag naman sana pati ugali sayang ang aso!”
A netizen taunted, “Sabi ko na barbie e.” Hango ito sa viral video kunsaan isang batang lalaki ang natuwa nang regaluhan ito ng Barbie doll.”
Ion answered feistily: “Isa pa ‘tong mukhang tarapal ng moto! Pero ‘wag na ikaw alala ikaw may pakinabang kasi lagi ulan ngayon ok?”
In the end, Ion was able to realize that he wouldn’t gain anything in stooping to the lowly level of these faggots.
“Ano wala naba?? Patunaydayo wala pala ako mapapala sa inyo hahahahahaha.”
In fairness, some netizens came to Ion’s defense.
One reminded that anyone should not be using the word “gay” o “soft” to insult other people or make them a laughing stock.
Still, may nagsabing it’s not an issue if Ion is “bakla or straight.”
“Maging masaya na lang din tayo para sa kanila. Jusko po, ‘wag masyado bitter mga ate/kuya baka bukas ‘pag gising mo ‘yung BLESSING ang maging bitter sa Inyo,” the netizen said.
Dagdag pa ng isa, hindi raw sapat na basis ang kilos ng isang tao kung ano ang kanyang sexual orientation.
“Daming hanash ng iba. TATAY ku ganyan din umup0 per0 di naman sya napagkakamalang bakla! Jusk0… may ma-issue lang mga siztmars??”
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And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.
Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong!
BANAT!
ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
