Saturday , January 4 2025

A Dyok A Day

Doc: Ano ang trabaho mo, iha?’

Girl: ‘Substitute po.

Doc: ‘Di kaya prostitute?

Girl: Doc, kaibi-gan ko ang prostitute. Kung hindi siya puwede, ako ang pumapalit!

***

Matrona: Sa palagay mo love, ilang taon na ako?

Lover: Kung titignan sa buhok 18. Kung nakatalikod 21. Kung titingnan sa kutis 25. Bale 64 ang total.




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