Monday , January 6 2025

A Dyok A Day

 

MRS: Himala yata! Ang aga mong umuwi ngayon!

MR: Sinunod ko lang ang utos ng boss ko. Sabi nya “GO TO HELL!” kaya heto, uwi agad ako!

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Natabig ni Juan ang isang pigurin sa National Museum…

BANTAY: Naku sir, more than 1,000 years old na po ‘yan!

JUAN: Hay salamat, akala ko bago!!!

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JUAN: Pare, soli ko na lang ‘tong hiniram kong DVD movie mo, sira ‘ata alang lumalabas na tao, sayang!

PEDRO: Ano ba title niyan?

JUAN: Head Cleaner!

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