MISTER: Hon, anong ulam natin?
MISIS: And’yan sa mesa, pumili ka.
MISTER: Hon, sardinas lang ang andito. Ano bang pagpipilian ko?
MISIS: Pumili ka kung kakain, o magrereklamo ka!
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RICH VAMPIRE: Oorder ako ng fresh blood.
ORDINARY VAMPIRE: Sa akin isang order na dinuguan.
POOR VAMPIRE: Hot water na lang sa akin.
WAITER: Bakit hot water lang po.?
POOR VAMPIRE: Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Magtatsaa na lang ako… Hahaha!
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