Saturday , November 23 2024

A Dyok A Day

Holdaper: Holdap ito, akin na gamit mo?

Babae: (Sumigaw) Rape! Rape! Rape!

Holdaper: Ano’ng rape? Holdap nga ‘to e!

Babae: Nagsa-suggest lang naman e.

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Isang babae sa gilid ng rooftop…

Pulis: Miss huwag! May solusyon ang lahat ng prblema!

Babae: Huwag kang makialam! ‘Di ako maka-SEND!

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Boss: Bakit ka magli-leave?

Tonyo: Mag-aasawa na po ako!

Boss: At sinong tangang babae na ‘di tinuruan ng magulang ang gumusto sa’yo?

Tonyo: Anak n’yo po!

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