Friday , March 14 2025

A Dyok A Day: Magkaibigan kumakain…

Pedro: Anong palaman ng tinapay mo?

Juan: Kiso!

Pedro: Kiso? Ano ka ba nakakahiya ka! Hindi ‘yan kiso!

Chess ‘yan… CHESS!

***

Tatlong baliw sa mental nagkukuwentohan…

B1: Ako presidente dito!

B2: Wala ka sa akin! Ako si Bush, presidente sa America!

B1: Sino nagsabi?

B2: Ang diyos!

B3: At kailan kita sinabihan?

***

Prof: Who among you  experienced ha-ving sex with a ghost?

Juan raised his hand…

Prof: Really? How does it feel to have sex with a ghost?

Juan: Ay pucha! Akala ko goats!

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