Wednesday , January 8 2025

A Dyok A Day: Tatlong Bobo

Bobo1: P’re ang sikip naman ng higaan!

Bobo2: Oo nga! Sa sahig muna ‘yung isa!

Bobo3: Ha? E sinong lilipat sa sahig?

Bobo1: P’re ikaw n lang!

(Sabi kay Bobo3)

Bobo2: Sige na! Lipat na!

Bobo3: Oo na!

(Lumipat na sa sahig si Bobo3)

Bobo1: Pare dito ka na ulit! Maluwag na!

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Sorry corneto

Husband: Lagi na lang tayo nag-aaway maghiwalay na nga tayo!

Wife: Sige, maghati tayo ng mga anak!

Husband: Akin ang guwapo at maganda

Wife: Sus! Pinili pa ‘yung hindi kanya!

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