Guro: Sino si Jose Rizal?
Juan: ‘Di ko po kilala.
Guro: Ikaw Pepe?
Pepe: ‘Di rin po.
Guro: ‘Di nyo kilala si Jose Rizal?
Pedro: Ma’m, baka po sa kabilang section siya!
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Paano humamon ng AWAY ang…
BULAG?: Magpakita kayo mga duwag!
DULING?: Isa-isa lang! Para patas ang laban!
PILAY?: Patay kung patay! Walang takbuhan!
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Husband: Kung di ako makaligtas sa ope-rasyon ko bukas, ikaw na sana ang bahala sa lahat lahat… I LOVE YOU!
Wife: Tumigil ka! Wala pang namamatay sa TULI!
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