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Nun: I was raped… what shall I do?
Mother Superior: Here, take this calamansi.
Nun: Will this ease the pain?
Mother Superior: Sipsipin mo nang mawala ang ngiti sa mukha mo, gaga!!!
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A mental patient is singing while lying on a hospital bed. After a song dumapa siya. The nurse asked… “O, bakit ka bumaliktad?” he answered: “Adik ka ba?! Side B na kaya!”
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Sabi Airforce: No Guts No Glory!
Sabi Marines: No Retreat No Surrender!
Sabi Army: No Pain, No Gain!
Security Guards: No I.D. No Entry!
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Baliw (tumawag sa mental hospital): Hello… may tao po ba sa Room 168?
Telephone Operator: Wala po, Bakit?
Baliw: Check ko lang kung nakatakas talaga ako!
