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A Filipino lady was taking the exam for US naturalization and citizenship.
She aced the test.
The examiner said, “Now, the last part of the exam is a vocabulary test.
Can you spell the word ‘Window?”
The lady said, “W-I-N-D-O-W.”
”Ah, very good,” the examiner said.
”Now, use it in a sentence.”
”WINDOW I get my citizenship papers?”
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Anong saging ang mataba? SABA
Anong saging ang maliit? SENYORITA
‘Yung sinusubo pati balat? T? sirit na?
Esep…esep…!
Ano pa e di TURON!!!
Huwag esep sama!
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Pulis: Bayad ko sa kape, o.
Chinese: Aba, aftah 25 years, bakit ka bayad?
Pulis: Utos ni Chief, wala nang kotong.
Chinese: Aba sige, simula ngayon hindi na ako dura sa kape mo.
