A Dyok A Day

Stewardess: Do you want a drink, sir?

Sir: What are my choices?

Stewardess: Yes or No.

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Misis: Hindi ko na kaya ‘to! Araw-araw na lang tayong nag-aaway Mabuti pa, umalis na ako sa bahay na ‘to!

Mister: Ako rin, sawang-sawa na! Away rito, away roon! Mabuti pa siguro, sumama na ako sa ‘yo!

Advantage at disadvantage ng may-asawa…

ADVANTAGE: ‘Pag kailangan mo, nandiyan agad.

DISADVANTAGE: ‘Pag ayaw mo na, andiyan pa rin!

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What is the difference between a girlfriend, a call girl and a wife?

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