Thursday , November 21 2024

A Dyok A Day

00 JokeMAN: Si sir mo to, nabangga ako, I need cash!

INDAY: Aru! Dugo-dugo gang ka no?

MAN: Inday si sir mo to!

INDAY: Weh, si sir ang tawag sa akin CUPCAKE!

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JUAN: May kaeyebol ako mamaya, kamukha daw nya na celebrity “”SH”” simula ng name!

FRANK: Wow baka SHARON o SHAINA!..pagkatapus ng eyebol…

FRANK: Bat ka malungkot?

JUAN: SHREK!

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MISIS: Honey, malapit na tayong maging tatlo dito sa bahay!

MISTER: Talaga honey? Magiging daddy na ako?

MISIS: Hindi pa, dito na titira nanay ko!

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