DADO: Ano ang tawag mo sa babaing flat-chested?
ATO: Walandyo
DADO: Doon naman sa mga babaing ang dibdib ay katamtaman lamang?
ATO: Medyo.
DADO: Doon naman sa mga babaing ubod nang laki ng dibdib?
ATO: Mountain dew.
***
Katatapos lang basbasan ng pari ang isang presong nakaupo sa silya-elektrika.
PARI: Mayroon ka bang nais na hilingin bago ka bawian ng buhay?
PRESO: Opo.
PARI: Ano ‘yon, anak?
PRESO: Pwede po bang hawakan n’yo ang kamay ko hanggang bawian ako ng buhay?
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