A Dyok A Day: Payabangan sa UV express

Girl: Bayad

Driver: Ilan ‘tong 50?

Girl: Isa lang kuya estudyante, nursing sa Ateneo, kasasakay lang.

Boy: (Nayabangan: Nagbayad ng 500) Manong bayad.

Driver: (Galit) Ilan ‘tong 500?

Boy: Isa lang, keep the change, seaman, kadarating lang.

Mental patient: (Tumawa, inabot ang P1000) Manong bayad!

Driver: (Galit na galit) Peste! Ilan ‘tong 1000?

Mental patient: Tatlo, isama ang nurse at seaman, keep the change. Galing MENTAL. KALALABAS LANG!

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Ana: Ba’t mo iniiyakan iyang tsitsirya mo?

Juan: ‘E kasi nakasulat dto “TEAR HERE.”