Juan: Sir, p’wede po ba ako mag-apply ng seaman?
Captain: Bakit marunong ka ba lumangoy?
Juan: Hindi po sir.
Captain: Mag-si-seaman ka tapos hindi ka marunong lumangoy?
Juan: Bakit ‘yung piloto po ba marunong ba lumipad?
Captain: Okay your hired!
Juan: Common sense
***
Nanay: Knock knock
Anak: Whose there?
Nanay: Nanay mo
Anak: Nanay who?
Nanay: Punyeta kang bata ka, nanay mo ito, buksan mo ang pinto!
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