It’s Joke Time

Wife is busy packing her clothes.

Man: And where are you going?

Wife: I’m moving to my mother.

Husband also starts packing.

Wife: And where do you think your going?

Husband: I’m also moving to my mother.

Wife: And what about the kids?

Husband: Well if you are moving to your mother and I’m moving to my mother then I guess they must also move to their mother.

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Ale : Andiyan ba nanay mo?

Juan : Bakit po?

Ale : Tungkol sa utang.

Juan : Umalis po kahapon pa!

Ale : …na babayaran ko!

Juan : Pero bumalik na kanina!