It’s Joke Time

TEACHER: Juan one plus one?

JUAN: Ma’am hindi ko po alam.

TEACHER: O sige assignment mo ‘yan sa bahay.

“Umuwi na si Juan sa bahay at tinanong kaagad ang kanyang nanay.

JUAN: Ma’ ma’ one plus one?

MAMA: Litshi bos!

JUAN: Ate ate! One plus one?

ATE: D’yan lang sa tabi!!!

JUAN: Kuya, kuya, one plus one?

KUYA: C’mon guys.

JUAN: Uncle, uncle, one plus one?

UNCLE: I shall return.

Kinabukasan pumasok na si Juan sa school…

JUAN: Ma’m, ma’m, may assignment na ako.

TEACHER: O sige, one plus one,?

JUAN: Litshi bos!

TEACHER: Saan mo ‘yan nkuha?

JUAN: D’yan lang sa tabi.

TEACHER: Ipa-principal kita!

JUAN: C’mon guys.

PRINCIPAL: I-suspended kita, one year!

JUAN: I shall return!