TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
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Pinoy ka kung kumakain ka nito:
~Isaw
~Balot
~Taho
~Manggang hilaw
~Kwek-kwek
~Tuyo
Kumakain ka ba ng mga ‘yan?
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Kapag sesermonan ka:
Nanay-the rapper
Tatay-the backup
Kapatid-the supporter