Saturday , November 23 2024

It’s Joke Time

00 JokeJUAN: O, binigyan daw ni GMA ng amnesia yung ilang miembro ng Magdalo.

PEDRO: Amnesty ‘yun, hindi amnesia, tange!

JUAN: Amnesia nga, kase bigla nilang nakalimutan ‘yung mga reklamo nila.

***

Si Juan nasa beach nag-sunbathing karamihan ay nagsasalita ng Ingles…

Pero ang iba hindi niya naiintindihan

May nagtanong kay Juan, ang sabi…

“Are you relaxing?”

Sabi ni Juan – No.

May nagtanong ulit sabi – “Are you relaxing?”

Sabi ni juan – No I’m not relaxing I’m Juan.

Nainis si Juan at naglakad-lakad na lang sa beach may nakita siyang Koreana at nag sa-sunbating din. Tinanong siya ni Juan…

– “Are you relaxing?”

Sabi naman no’ng Koreana – “Yes I am.”

Binatukan ni Juan ‘yung Koreana, sabi ni Juan – “Nandito ka lang pala ang daming nag hahanap sa ‘yo!”

 

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