Wednesday , November 6 2024

It’s Joke Time

00 JokeMay babaeng pumunta sa Museum at may tiningnan:

Babae: Ano to?!? Ang pangit, pangit! Painting ba to?!?

Guard: Hindi mam’ Salamin po yan.

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INAY: Anak, may kasama daw si bag-yong Pedring na Hurricane at tsunami na ka-yang palubugin ang Pilipinas! Alam mo ba ibig sabihin no’n?

JUAN: Wala pong pasok bukas? Yehey!

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GURO: Imagine na kayo ay MILYONARYO. Isulat ang iyong activities.

ALL: Yes mam!

GURO: Juan ba’t ‘di ka nagsusulat?

JUAN: Intay ko po ang SECRETARY ko!

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PEDRO: Pangarap ko po KUMITA ng $20,000, tulad ng TATAY ko!

TITSER: Wow! $20,000 ang suweldo ng tatay mo?

PEDRO: Hindi po! ‘Yun din PANGARAP nya!

 

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